Mun's replaying both games / Homeless, not looking

[belches]

Hey there, Mun-babe! You're damn lucky you managed to pick up the most handsome and strong and brave of all of us after replaying MY game! What can I say, no woman can resist me, regardless of if one of you, uhhhh...thespians is playing me or not?

[Kyle drops his tone, sounding slightly less excited. Keyword slightly.]

But I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell ALL of us here in this filthy little hovel of a community something. It's pretty serious, though, so bear with me. That is, if you think you can handle it!

[He clears his throat and grins, opening his mouth wide and grinning]

BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

[Cue the poor lug cracking into hysterics]

Awww, come on, you should know by now I only get serious when women and wine are involved! At least, I thought it was funny! Geeze, lighten up, sweetcheeks!

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[belches]

What about Shiro-sugar? ....Nnnnaaah, doesn't roll off the tongue as well. But I know some things that would!

[Laughing. To himself, of course.]

Dammmmn, sounds like you know how to throw a party, though! Perhaps that knave deserved it! I can definitely appreciate a babe that can hold her liquor!

[itsabodysuit]

Like what? [Yep, curious.]

But Shiro is Ganta's best friend! He just made her kinda mad...

[belches]

Oh, we'd have to go back to my place away from all the sour milk-swilling kiddies for that!

[Huge dumb grin]

But that aside, sometimes us dumb lugs just need a good pounding! It's the only language we understand, and it takes a good, tough lady to speak it!

[itsabodysuit]

[She smiles.]

Shiro is strong!

[belches]

You sure sound like, sweetiebuns, I'll even let you have a free shot at me if you want! Go ahead, I'm tough, I wanna see what kind of fangs are on you, kitten!

[He's big and burly, surely, he can take this. If not, it'll at least be hilarious.]

[itsabodysuit]

[And so she takes a swing at him.

She's superhuman.

She killed a dog by landing on it. And she's tiny.

This won't end well.]

[belches]

[You're just lucky he's as tough as he is dumb.

But still, even boss fights hurt the mightiest. Damn, girl who taught you how to fight like that?]

Whoa, down kid, down! I could've been killed! Geeze, no wonder you went sober! I'd hate to see you after a six pack!

[itsabodysuit]

Shiro told you she was strong! But you didn't listen!