Mun's replaying both games / Homeless, not looking

[belches]

Hey there, Mun-babe! You're damn lucky you managed to pick up the most handsome and strong and brave of all of us after replaying MY game! What can I say, no woman can resist me, regardless of if one of you, uhhhh...thespians is playing me or not?

[Kyle drops his tone, sounding slightly less excited. Keyword slightly.]

But I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell ALL of us here in this filthy little hovel of a community something. It's pretty serious, though, so bear with me. That is, if you think you can handle it!

[He clears his throat and grins, opening his mouth wide and grinning]

BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

[Cue the poor lug cracking into hysterics]

Awww, come on, you should know by now I only get serious when women and wine are involved! At least, I thought it was funny! Geeze, lighten up, sweetcheeks!

Comments

[itsabodysuit]

Burp. [Now Shiro's trying to burp. Without any help. Good job, Kyle.]

[belches]

[Well hey there, babe! Have a welcoming grin and a pat on the back!]

Valiant try, honeybuns, but you gotta try harder! Have a mug of Tamur's finest ale or five and then you'll REALLY feel it!

Oh my god Kyle *A*

[megamagicpower]

Uh, EXCUSE YOU?! That was mega-gross!

sup ausa-chan~

[belches]

Uh, excuse me, honeypie, but it was entirely awesome! I'm sure not even a dragon could emit something as strong as that!

[itsabodysuit]

Shiro's name is not honeybuns!

And Shiro isn't allowed to get drunk anymore...she tried to punch Ganta the last time she did...

nm, getting rich in space, you?

[megamagicpower]

No one's arguing you on that! Ugh, it reeks!! What did you eat?!

[belches]

What about Shiro-sugar? ....Nnnnaaah, doesn't roll off the tongue as well. But I know some things that would!

[Laughing. To himself, of course.]

Dammmmn, sounds like you know how to throw a party, though! Perhaps that knave deserved it! I can definitely appreciate a babe that can hold her liquor!

drinking and hitting on everyone in sight, same ol' same ol'

[belches]

Just a few Vileburgers with extra ale. They may be creeps but damn if they don't know how to put a sandwich together! Wanna go get one with me, sugarbits?

glad to see some things never change :D

[megamagicpower]

What?! No! Not on your life!

... unless you're buying.

... and you keep your filthy hands away from my bits.

[itsabodysuit]

Like what? [Yep, curious.]

But Shiro is Ganta's best friend! He just made her kinda mad...

[belches]

Oh, we'd have to go back to my place away from all the sour milk-swilling kiddies for that!

[Huge dumb grin]

But that aside, sometimes us dumb lugs just need a good pounding! It's the only language we understand, and it takes a good, tough lady to speak it!

Why change when we're this beautiful?

[belches]

Why buy when we can dine 'n dash? I know a place who's owner is dumber than my own butt, he won't know the better!

[itsabodysuit]

[She smiles.]

Shiro is strong!

[belches]

You sure sound like, sweetiebuns, I'll even let you have a free shot at me if you want! Go ahead, I'm tough, I wanna see what kind of fangs are on you, kitten!

[He's big and burly, surely, he can take this. If not, it'll at least be hilarious.]

[itsabodysuit]

[And so she takes a swing at him.

She's superhuman.

She killed a dog by landing on it. And she's tiny.

This won't end well.]

[calmlitany]

[ UGH. Jess looks less than impressed, but she'll adopt a haughty attitude and pretend she doesn't care to combat that. ]

No woman can resist you, huh? You clearly hit your head or something on the way in.

[belches]

[Well shit. Caught. He'll put on the same haughty attitude you are and just grin, playing dumb.]

O-oh hey there, lovemuffin, I was just showing some people around here and talking! I wasn't gonna touch anything, I swear!

[calmlitany]

[ Welp, that does it. You really are one of a kind. ]

Don't you "lovemuffin" me, Kyle! In case you've forgotten, I'm not blind.

[belches]

[You're just lucky he's as tough as he is dumb.

But still, even boss fights hurt the mightiest. Damn, girl who taught you how to fight like that?]

Whoa, down kid, down! I could've been killed! Geeze, no wonder you went sober! I'd hate to see you after a six pack!

[belches]

Of course you're not, that's just a myth that doing that sort of strenuous activity makes you go blind! Er, not that I'd know.

[Yeah way to go man you are the smoothest]

I wouldn't have to do it if you wouldn't leave me hangin' like this, Jess! You know how long I've been waiting here?

[calmlitany]

Yeah, sure. I'm not dumb either, thank you very much.

[ From irritated to rage in only a a minute or two. It's not exactly a record, but. ]

Oh, now it's my fault? Don't you dare blame your bad habits on me!

[belches]

MY bad habits? Like you stickin' your nose in on my business when nobody asked your stupid face to isn't your fault? Can't a guy just have a friendly little afternoon chat in peace?

[calmlitany]

So you weren't waiting for me. I knew it, you never change!

Re: Why change when we're this beautiful?

[megamagicpower]

I don't like spending nights in jail, though!

[itsabodysuit]

Shiro told you she was strong! But you didn't listen!