on possibly being apped to hollyheights

[somanyadjectives]

Just so we're clear:

You want to drag me into this ... neighborhood, make me human, and marry me off to a Bonnie who's not my Bonnie. On top of that, Damon's going to be there, we're both going to be before we met anyone from Mystic Falls, back when we still hate each other and would rather see each other dead then be next door neighbors.

I won't know Caroline, Matt, Alaric or Tyler. I won't know Elena, if she happens to arrive.

Oh, and Katherine's there too. But I think she's dead and won't know about how she screwed us over with Klaus.

I really think that reconsidering this plan would be in everyone's best interest -- don't you?





... Except the being human part. That part, I think I'll be able to work with.

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[blytheandbonnie]

Hey, hey, hey.

It's not all bad. My mun is insisting that you need some more fun in your life and as it turns out, I am great at fun.

Even if I am collecting Salvatore husbands like Pokemon cards.]

[somanyadjectives]

Really? I have a friend who's great at fun. I don't get to see her all that often, though.

[especially since later Damon kills her. But that's a story for another day.]

[blytheandbonnie]

Oh, don't worry. You'll like me. Everyone does.

I promise I won't be a difficult wife.

[judgy]

You'd better be good to him.

[ Not that she doubts, just...look, she's really jealous protective of this one, okay? ]

[blytheandbonnie]

Oh, I will be! I promise.

Any tips?

[judgy]

[ Stay on your side of the bed?

Except she can't say that, obviously.

Something else... ]

Keep him away from doppelgangers.

[somanyadjectives]

I appreciate that. Given that you'd be my first.

[blytheandbonnie]

Well, you always remember your first.

[Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.]

[somanyadjectives]

That's what they say.

[blytheandbonnie]

Just.

Please don't do the Salvatore thing and be all broody about it.

Think of it as an adventure! Like a roller coaster, but with a house in the suburbs, and a mail order bride.



Okay, it's possible that a roller coaster was not the best metaphor.

[somanyadjectives]

[laughs]

I will do my best.