Dave doesn't take to the muse role all that well

[dstridenasty]

what do i have to do to get some better service around here
what fun is it being a big headed movie star swimming in cash if i dont get treated like i'm special
got to get my free gold star and my ticket to harvard 
come on pay up i dont have all day
ill take a mansion while youre at it preferably the mj kind
aka chris hansens playground

no seriously what is this bullshit
i don't know if you could tell
but im kind of a busy dude
places to go people to see and all that
see i actually have a life
dont have time to be catering to the wish and whim of every crazy fangirl i come across

thats what youre supposed to be doing for me 
youre the one doing the serving here alright
its practically your calling to do me homage
bow before the god of the entertainment industry
weep and clutch your totally wicked sweet bro and hella jeff merchandise that you totally bought because its the shit

my point is
you let me get back to my job
and ill let you get back to whatever the hell you were up to before you decided to bug me
deal
and no free autographs

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[strider_pride]

dude ive been saying that to my mun
and she still hasn't let me go
im not used to being in one place
im a man of many fucking talents and sick beats
but anyway sup???

[dstridenasty]

damn
i was sort of hoping i could play the famous card on this one
i dont really have the patience for this
contrary to popular belief i do actually do important things once in a while
plus this much raw talent cant be contained
im going to self destruct any second now

nothing really
besides trying to get this figured out
how long have you been here
please say not that long

[strider_pride]

yeah it sucks
i was hoping id get out using that card
but apparently muns dont have an eye for good talent when they see it
damn

and sorry to disappoint but ive been around for a while
but at least egberts still around with his hatred of cakes

[dstridenasty]

oh fuck
are you kidding me
welp guess rose is by herself on this one
i was really kind of hoping to get more done before i got kidnapped by some teenage girl
im expecting a really important package
well more anticipating than anything now

wait hold up
john egbert right
the one that likes con air
thats who you mean

[strider_pride]

at least shes got something up her sleeve
what with that mind of hers and all
but who knows
maybe our muns will get bored of us and let us go

yeah
the same
the guy who thinks that movie is so awesome.

[dstridenasty]

yeah rose is more than capable
shes going to be pissed as all hell at me for making her do all the work though
well
getting bored is a thing lowlifes like these do
but a strider is never boring so we might be out of luck

ah good
its always nice to know im not completely nuts
if he comes by i guess ill tolerate meeting his totally lame nerd ass

[strider_pride]

true that
my life is one big adventure after another
dealing with trolls that try to act all cool
but utterly failing at it
and fighting monsters
my life is cool.

so i guess telling you about harley is here wouldnt bother you much then???

[dstridenasty]

see that sounds fun
dealing with the people in hollywood is awful
stuckup directors and crazy fangirls all up in my business
it really isnt as cool as it sounds
but hell im a millionaire so im not complaining

oh shit shes here too
the gangs all here lets all pile into the mystery machine
god you kids and your adventures are making me feel old
and im in my prime
gonna have my midlife crisis because of you whippersnappers
hope youre happy

[thorny]

Somehow I have a feeling that the world will be able to litter its own shitty art with jpg artifacts while you take a turn dancing on the string of an invisible puppeteer.

But perhaps that's merely my boundless optimism raising its ugly head again. You know how much of a difficulty I have in keeping that in check.

[dstridenasty]

yeah no
sbahj is a fucking masterpiece and no way is the entertainment industry going to survive if im not there to make new movies
i bet you theyre already feeling the loss of my sheer genius and weeping with horror and shame at the pieces of shit they create
not that sbahj isnt a piece of shit its just a really fucking quality piece of shit

besides thats not all im up to
trying to prepare for a kid that apparently im not going to raise so im stocking the shit out of my apartment
im hoping you dont kill me for disappearing on you
i dont think youll be pleased having to prep for two kids