Just for fun

[magicore]

Have you not a thing better to do with your time, mun? I am forever grateful you thought to take me out for a spin, but some ideas are better left dormant in the confine of one's mind.

Oh, but the possibility of seeing an ally or two is high? So long as you do not rush recklessly into things, you have my support and my blade.

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[gilgadouche]

[Gilgadouche here counts as an ally, right?]

And just what is this?

[magicore]

[ No, no he doesn't. Not one bit. Not in the slightest. Not now. Not ever. The day she counts Kiritsugu as an ally over Gilgamesh is a very sad day indeed. ]

Have you any manners? [ Spoken as politely as can be. ] You should ask for my name if you wish to know it.

[gilgadouche]

[Wow rude tbh.]

Ha. Why would I need to ask for your name when I already know it. [He would recognize that ahoge anywhere, and Arturia is too flat to be mistaken for Nero anywhere.] What is this foolishness, Saber?

[magicore]

[ LISTEN, HER BOOBIES ARE GOING TO GROW IN ANY MINUTE NOW! She's been drinking plenty of milk, alright?! ]

Saber? [ That's the name of one of the many Servants in the Holy Grail War, so now she's on edge. ] I know not of this Saber you speak of!

[autocratic]

[ Putting hands on her hips and puffing her chest out. You get this look. ]

Hmm! My mundane informs me you are to be my new Master. Are you?

[gilgadouche]

[Saber honey that's not how that works.]

Do not play games with me. You are Saber.

[magicore]

[ Don't look down.
Don't look down.
Don't look down. ]

Is it not a possibility? [ Just going to steal a peek. ] Your attire is a bit... please, let me go get one of my shirts.

[ Not like they'd fit Saber, but hey! ]

[magicore]

[ It works if she belieeeeeeeeeeeeeves! ]

I am no good at games. [ Unless they're of the racing variety. She will rock anyone's face off at Mario Kart. ] I am no Saber.

[autocratic]

[ WALKS CLOSER. ]

Such a pity tithe of clothing to honor our union? Where is the praise? No, on second thought, do not say how honored you must feel to have summoned such a magnificent Servant as I. The fact that you hold my gaze is telling enough!

[magicore]

[ Just gonna take the same amount of distance in steps back. ]

I cannot help but feel we will stick out like a sore thumb due to our identical looks. [ Seriously, her boobs are bigger and her ahoge longer. Arty is pretty overwhelmed. ] Will you tell me your name, dear Servant?

[gilgadouche]

[Believe all you want girl those tits aren't growing.]

Then who are you that you would impersonate my queen? [Don't challenge him to racing games. He played racing games nonstop in order to learn how to ride a motorcycle.] Speak! I will not tolerate this insolence much longer.

[autocratic]

[ Somehow follows without noticing the distance is somewhat the same. ]

My name? I am of the glorious Servant Saber class! What of yours, dear Master?

[magicore]

[ There's no stupid Merlin here to prevent them and besides, Fate's Delicious Flat Chest quota can be filled by someone else. This girl's moving up in the bra rack! ]

You accuse me of crimes I have not committed! [ Gilgamesh pls. Her riding skill tops him harder than Saber Alter. ] I am no queen!

[maguskilled]

. . .

[No, I'm just messing with you.]

I agree. We won't get anywhere if you rush things, Arturia.

[gilgadouche]

[Ilya can fill that roll. Girl ain't got no game, route, or chest.]

You appear identical to my queen. That enough is a crime. [You want to take this to the gaming console, Arturia?] Fakes are something I can't tolerate.

[magicore]

[ No wonder the golden dick above assumes she was a Saber. This must be his queen... ]

Oh, my name is Arturia. You do not have to call me by such titles. [ She prefers first name basis through it all. ] We can just call each other by name.

[magicore]

[ SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE. ]

I am not rushing into things! [ She's too short to get anywhere fast without Invisible Air alright. ] Besides, it is my mun to blame for all of this. Hold her accountable, not I.

[ She'll scratch her head nervously after that. ]

Well, perhaps we should not impose any trouble on the lady.

[autocratic]

Arturia. [ Tries the sound of it on her lips. ] Endearing as your request is, it is far too early to give up my name. Perhaps when I have learned more of who you are, Praetor, I shall divulge such information willingly!

[ Though it obviously pleases her to be asked this. ]

Not sure how in hell this would work out.

[haken]

[ It was just a normal day for Arturia, when SUDDENLY: A man wearing a weird western type getup, with a rifle strapped to his shoulder and pistol on his side appears! He spots Arturia and then moves to check her out much more closely. That is to say, have a cowboy up in your face, Arturia. ]

Well, howdy pardner; I reckon you're the gal who supposed to be summoning my ass to this dimension?

[magicore]

[ She also doesn't have a heart.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP SON!!! ]

I am no fake! [ Defiant as always. ] Perhaps it is your queen who is the imposter!

[ Oh damn it, that doesn't sound chivalrous. Let her back that up. ]

I challenge you to a duel on behalf of the honor of my face!

[magicore]

What kind of Servant keeps secrets from their Master? [ Peering suspiciously towards. ] And just what is this 'Praetor' you have called me by?

[gilgadouche]

[There's mean, and then there's downright cruel.]

Hmph. Do you know who you challenge? [Gates of Babylon are a go!] I am Gilgamesh, King of Heroes!

LET'S MAKE IT WORK REGARDLESS YEWL

[magicore]

[ Doesn't it hurt his back to bend down to her level... ]

It is fortunate for me that I have summoned more than just your buttocks. [ Slowly collecting all of the Servants. ] Will you tell me of your name, Servant?

[autocratic]

A Servant who is only looking out for your best interests, as any proud Servant should. [ Harrumph. ] This may displease you, but know that it will all work out in due time.

[ Translation: SCREW YOUR RULES, I AM AN EMPEROR. ]

[magicore]

[ If Shirou can fight Gilgamesh, then Arturia certainly can. Wow, that's a pretty impressive light show behind him. ]

Hoh? If all you can do is light up the sky behind you, then I see little challenge before me.