[Homeless] Just peeking around for casual interest

[sitarslacker]

See? Told ya that if you just dusted me off and let me improvise, I'd make a comeback.

And now I'm noisy again, just like that. Thanks for letting me have a little fun once in awhile. Zexion's gotta get a too little wordy and boring and a day off now and then will probably do him good, right? And the replica kid of yours needs some time to just cut loose in the backyard or something.

So there aren't any plans to make big splash on the scene, but that's just fine with me! Don't sweat it! You know how I am about commitment.

But if you're casting lines out anyway, here's hoping you catch something paced slow and easy and laid back. I'm not the kind of guy to jump through a bunch of hoops and deal with a big workout every day, after all.

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Fellow castmate!

[sleeping_heart]

You're looking for somewhere slow paced and laid back?

Like what?

[sitarslacker]

Like what?

I got no idea, honestly! Just someplace I can hang out. And preferably not get spooked or poked at with pointy things, or put to work on a chain gang.

She doesn't even look for me, these days. But I'm not putting in the effort past a quick whirl around the block here.

[sleeping_heart]

Chain gang? (he's still waiting to hear back on his apps Dem, he has no idea what you're talking about) What are chain gangs? And why would you be spooked or poked with…

(okay, he's having a hard time taking you seriously; you're a grown man complaining about being poked with 'pointy things')

She should at least talk to you and let you play. And why won't you put in any effort?

[sitarslacker]

There are some rough worlds out there, kid! If she's gonna yank me out of sweet retirement, then it had better be for something worth it! Livin' it up, with no more rough stuff, plenty of time to kick back and play the sitar.

I've done my time in the Organization, we got breaks like- what, every hundred days? If we were lucky, and Saix was feeling generous?

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

Y'know, for some reason it really doesn't shock me that you're looking for a place to slack off.

[sitarslacker]

You almost sound disappointed, Axel!

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

Yeah. Real dissapointed. What am I ever going to do without you and your bitching?

[He's only teasing. Mostly.]

[sitarslacker]

Same thing you usually do? Not like you ever really listen, right?

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

Oh yeah. I tune you out after about the first five minutes.

[Grin]

Anyway, about that place you can slack off. I know just the thing.

[sitarslacker]

Wait, seriously? What a pal!

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

[You should probably wait to see what sort of trouble he's trying to spring on you, Demyx. Nothing in life is easy.]

Sure, sure. It's called thecomplex, if you wanna look into it. A nice, relaxing appartment complex where you can slack off all you want.

[He makes no mention of all the weird stunts the place pulls on a regular basis. Like the spiked teas that make all sorts of nonsense happen. No. Thats for muns to discuss. Axel would rather sit back and grin and watch as Demyx sees it for himself.]

[sitarslacker]

Hnh! Well gee. That doesn't look too complex at all!

So what's kickin' around there, besides you and Saix back to the old buddy buddy routine?

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

Not much so far. We just got there. By the way my mun's been giggling though? Probably in for some real surprises. Can't say yet if they'll be good or bad.

[sitarslacker]

My mun says she's got some appropriate lyrics for you, hang on one sec-

[Ahem. Clear throat.]

"My upstairs neighbors are making sounds that I never want to hear.
I hope they're just moving furniture around, and really liking their ideas."

Vienna Teng~! <3 Yes!

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

Well I haven't heard any of our neighbors 'moving furniture' yet. But I did hear a stove exploding. Then again, I was drunk when I got there, so I could have been imagining it.

[sitarslacker]

Really? Yeesh.

Sounds like a good time though, maybe I should check it out. Landlord's not pushy or too strict or anything, right?

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

[He shrugs]

Seems pretty chilled out to me. He was making origami cats out of his paperwork last I saw him.

[sitarslacker]

Sounds promising. And I see Zexy's there too?

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

Think there's two of him there, actualy. Not a hundred percent sure. I haven't talked to either of them.

[sitarslacker]

Heh! No kiddin'. Must be up to the old illusion tricks.

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

So does this mean you're considering joining us?

[sitarslacker]

Maybe? No promises, but if I drop by and need a couch to crash on, you won't be shocked and turn me away, right?

[chronicbackstabdisorder]

I have a bad habit of bringing home stray dogs. You're welcome whenever you want. Just don't expect to freeload off me entirely. You'll have to pay your part of the takeout bill.

[sitarslacker]

It'll be like I was never even there, I swear. Cross my heart.