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[wright_idea]

You know, mun, I don't usually like to encourage this sort of thing, since any time I'm active in a game, you always have to make my life a living hell in the process. But when you spend the good part of a drive thinking up the ways in which a crossover with my canon and Scooby Doo could make an effective case for me, I think it's seriously time you consider finding another place for me to hang out.

But NO HORROR GAMES. Sheesh. At least you don't like killing off your characters.

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[truthsnomiracle]

Unfortunately, games that don't involve horror in some capacity are distressingly rare, as my own typist is rediscovering in the process of attempting to find a second game. To her credit, she doesn't wish to send me to a game of that nature.

[wright_idea]

Yeah, it's like I either have to be bored off my gourd with slice of life or scared out of my wits in horror. There's someone trying to talk me into some other game that might get a little more political. Although I have to say, after the LAST game I was in, I think I'd rather leave the negotiation to people with more stomach for it.

Or backbone.

[truthsnomiracle]

Unfortunately, the game I'm currently in is currently heavily reliant on this "slice of life" and rapidly running out of the very same. It's meant to have a mystery element, but my typist has yet to be informed of the results of my last investigation.

[want_a_vacation]

And here I thought my mun had some weird ideas.

[wright_idea]

She's INSISTING it could totally work. Maybe it COULD, but that doesn't make it any less dorky.

He has as much internal snark as an AA character, so I've taken to using colored brackets for him :3

[want_a_vacation]

(Does he really think that would discourage someone with his canon?)

Well, at least it's better than being AU'd into some sort of bad end?

[beretspin]

It's, like, kind of a shame your mun doesn't like killing off characters.

[Guess who's heeeere? Yep, that one creepy, stupid chick.]

I'm just, like, totally kidding. It's totally nice to see you, Mr. Dentist!

[wright_idea]

Whoa, bitter much?

Kidding. Sure. Right. And I'm NOT A DENTIST.

[beretspin]

Right... you're, like, a garbage man, or something. Or I, like, might be mistaking you for the trash.

[asapphireheart]

I bet Mr. Edgeworth wouldn't mid having a familiar face in Ruby City. And it's only a little horror. Like zombies sometimes, and ghosts.

[wright_idea]

That's like saying the ocean is only a little wet!

Uh, thanks for offering, but I think I've got a place lined up for now.

Hopefully with fewer monsters.

[buymeaburger]

C'mooon Nick! A Scooby-doo crossover would be awesome!

[wright_idea]

You have NO idea how much ridiculous planning she's got on this, Maya! She's got an order of victims, a murderer, the decisive evidence, EVERYTHING! It's totally stupid!

[buymeaburger]

So not! It's totally cool!

[laurice]

Y'know, Nick, you don't have to be dead to be suffering...

[wright_idea]

Oh trust me, I know, Larry. I Know.

[laurice]

And sometimes, you don't know how bad something really is until your mun suddenly drops the bomb on you with a big smile on her face...

[takethat]

Lucky. My mun keeps trying to find reasons for me to die.

[wright_idea]

That's...

Really freaking disturbing.

Bizarre. Uh, how many successes have there been?

[takethat]

None, yet.

One coma and a few near misses, though.

[forginattorney]

[ How about a nice discussion with yourself, Phoenix? ]

Scooby Doo. That's the one with the dog, right?

[wright_idea]

Yes, and all the vampires and ghosts and stuff that turn out to actually be humans in masks. THAT stuff. Except apparently in this setup, the first person I'd be defending WOULD be the guy in the mask.

Of course, knowing you, you probably just find the whole thing freaking hilarious.

Ignoring the fact that he's me, of course.

[forginattorney]

We've dealt with a lot of guys in masks before. [ A bunch of Steel Samurai shenanigans comes to mind. ]

Well... it is kind of funny.

[theboobsdontlie]

What's wrong with horror games? After all this time, you're not scared of ghosts, are you?

[wright_idea]

It's not so much ghosts so much as horrific body mutations, monsters, and never knowing when you're going to die horribly, Mia. I've heard STORIES.

And she's sure to find ways to pull that stuff on me even WITHOUT the horror setting anyway.