momchester finally made a bb account

[minifridge]

You know they're just icons, right? [Mary brushes her hair out of her eyes and stares unimpressed into the... wherever it is she's looking.] There's really no need to obsess.

[She rolls her eyes and scoffs in an... incredibly teenage way.]

I don't even know why you made this account. It's not like there's a point. [squaring her shoulders determinedly, self-consciously aware that she looks a little silly.] My life will be way too boring for you to write anything about and that's just fine with me. Got it?

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aww yeah

[minifridge]

She might be, but mine's bad, too. She spent an hour choosing fifteen icons, then half an hour changing the colors on just one!

[gonnabite]

Heheh. That's about the amount she spent trying to decide on a couple of 'em for me. Some reason she didn't want ALL of them bein' some version 'a with me an' a gun.

[minifridge]

...You handle guns a lot?

[gonnabite]

Yeah. Hobby of mine. [half-lie.]

[minifridge]

Yeah, okay.

[She believes you! No really.]

[gonnabite]

[Normally he leaves all his fucks in his other pants pocket but he's wearing those pants today because he actually gives a shit about being loyal to Joe and Eddie. So anything about diamond heists, the fact that he works for a mobster type dude (I DON'T REMEMBER), and the other fact that he likes cutting people's ears off for fun is hush hush right now.]

What, ya don't believe me?

[minifridge]

Hunting deer is a hobby. You don't exactly seem like a small game kind of man.

[gonnabite]

[shrug.]

Never know. Maybe I left my alligator skin suit at home.