re: tygra, prince of taking in unwanted strays.

[sinews]

Between hitting on all the jerks in the city and getting covered in kittens, I'll take the former. Papa Cat isn't a title I want to add to my collection just yet, thanks. Even looking out for Lion-O was a lot easier than pandering to three whining, hungry little mouths. Mostly.

Just get a sword commissioned for me already. I need to spar with someone who won't jump my bones.

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[seesbeyond]

Yeah.

...

I actually kind of meant that as saying that I'm not completely alone so there's no reason to worry, but I think it backfired somehow.

[sinews]

Sounded like you were whining, to me.

[seesbeyond]

I wasn't whining! I don't whine. I'm way past whining, okay?

[sinews]

You're whining about the fact you don't whine, now?

[seesbeyond]

No! Just--

[WHISKERS.]

It's like a game to you, isn't it? Throwing my words back at me.

[sinews]

I'd have to put effort into trying if this was a game.

[seesbeyond]

Hobby then.

[sinews]

If I was any other way with you, you'd freak out.

[seesbeyond]

[... True.]

Only if you called me a 'silly goose.'

[sinews]

[ Forever avoiding any topics concerning how Tygra keeps pairing off with blue-eyed cuties. Oops. ]

I'm never saying that again, don't worry.

[seesbeyond]

[HAHAH careful, Tygra. Your little brother complex is showing.]

I have to admit that was pretty... weird.

[sinews]

[ Slooowly becoming less subconscious, he's due a table to flip. He just wants to ... protect them. And maybe throw them down and make them give in in every way. It's a little unsettling after the last guy, Tim Drake, took charge instead, weh. But then they had coffee in the morning and argued playfully and no he is not thinking about this kjgLGKG!! ]

Uh.

[ Whiskers, what was he saying. OH. ]

Well, I was high at the time, it even gave me a hangover.

[seesbeyond]

[lmfao... If he keeps meeting your buddies from Zodion, he might start to--... nah, way too dense about those things to ever suspect anything. RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD.]

Could have been worse? Maybe? No idea what other side-effects those potions could have.

[You could have a pink beard.]

[sinews]

[ It's okay, Tim's dense re: romance too. \o\ Wait. ]

I'm always That Guy who gets stuff happening to him.

[seesbeyond]

Look at it this way: you'll have a broad range of experience?

[sinews]

Next time, you can get your soul sucked out.

[seesbeyond]

[Look, he's really being srs here when he says this:]

If it meant you and the others were safe? I would, you know.

[sinews]

[ That's nice, bro, but it hurt like a bitch and you're dumbly heroic. ]

I know.

[seesbeyond]

But let's just try and avoid any strange soul-sucking machines in the future, right?

[sinews]

Sounds like a decent plan to me.

[seesbeyond]

Really? You're actually agreeing with one of my plans?

[sinews]

I never said I wouldn't give you credit where it was due.

[seesbeyond]

You didn't exactly say you would though, did you?

[sinews]

It's not my fault your fancy Sight Beyond Sight can't see what's right in front of you.

[seesbeyond]

Well, maybe that's why it's called Sight Beyond Sight? You know, you can... see... beyond but not exactly... right there in...

[He's... yeah. He's probably grasping here.]