He's gotten the wrong end of the stick.

[strongestcoward]

But I don't want to marry the one armed waffle faced witch! She'd be a terrible mother and I bet she'd nag! I'm a confirmed bachelor!

...And also she hates me!

Comments

[fujigglephysics]

Of course, of course. Honestly, I didn't think you would want to settle down. That's great to hear!

[strongestcoward]

I just said I don't, idiot!

[fujigglephysics]

Eh~, really now? But, marriage is a great thing! I'm sure you and Patchouli-san will be a nice couple.

[strongestcoward]

ARGH! SHUT UP, YOU WHORE HOLE!

[fujigglephysics]

Ara, ara~, that isn't very nice to say, Asura! What would your wife say if she heard you?

[strongestcoward]

She'd probably half slur something out of her melted face that I'd ignore because I value her opinion as much as yours!

[fujigglephysics]

Hmm. You've now accepted and acknowledge her as your future wife. That's a great first step in the right direction!

[strongestcoward]

What! No I didn't! I take it back! I'm not! Shush! Silence! Shut up!

[fujigglephysics]

[TOO LATE.]

It's okay, Asura! Acceptance is a huge part of marriage, so you just have to keep on going!

[Although she's really kidding because she likes seeing his reactions. Sadist tendancies: She has them.]

[strongestcoward]

I accept nothing about this situation!