in soviet russia, i mean, paradisa, muses control you

[shrugs_a_lot]

Hey, you! Are you listenin'?

Good...

I know you've been having a rough time for the last couple of months, living in your brain and all but... You think I don't know how trying to get over stuff is? I know it can be hard, maybe not right now, but if I could get over what's going to happen, you can too. You gotta remember what Barret said--yeah, the train thing. If you want me to have CR, then make me do something. Stop staring at the screen and write a post or something... Hell, I wouldn't even mind you turning me into a chocobo... (I'm going to regret that... Won't I?)

Let's mos-- ... Fine, I won't say it...

(Muns, srsly...)

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[bustered]

The train thing?

[shrugs_a_lot]

Yep, the train thing. [So descriptive...]

[bustered]

Gonna make me pry for details?

[shrugs_a_lot]

[Clears his throat and when he speaks he's trying to imitate a 40 something year old guy that sounds more like a sailor than anything else.]

There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on!

[He's not that good at imitations, we must say.]

[abate]

Interesting. [ and with a quick, teasing quirk of her lips, that's all she's going to say. but she's suppressing a giggle. ]

[shrugs_a_lot]

Huh?

[abate]

[ she clears her throat, taking on what she thinks is a professional tone: ] Pep Talk Time with Cloud; sponsored in part by the Honey Bee Inn.

[ her smile widens before she crosses one arm over her middle and lifts the other to tap her lower lip with the tip of her finger. ] So if your mun does turn you into a chocobo, will you at least be gold?

[shrugs_a_lot]

[Scratches the back of his head... Then a all mighty shrug.] Someone has to do the dirty job.

[Hand on chin now, then a little nod.] I think so.

[brother_yazoo]

Well turning you into a chocobo wouldn’t be so bad. Your hair suits it anyway.

[shrugs_a_lot]

Yeah... I've heard that one before.

[brother_yazoo]

Really? Who was it that said that then?

[shrugs_a_lot]

A friend. Her name is Tifa.

[iam_sephiroth]

We meet again, Cloud.

[shrugs_a_lot]

[..........What was his name? GODDAMIT MUN!]

... You...

[iam_sephiroth]

Yes, me. Don't act so surprised, Cloud. [He shrugged.]

[shrugs_a_lot]

What do you want?

[female_turk]

What do you mean by the train thing?

[shrugs_a_lot]

Hmm... Life... is like a train. Or something like that. You don't get off it before you arrive to your destination just cause something starts going wrong. You gotta endure the trip till you get to the end of the line.

[female_turk]

That is an interesting way of thinking. Some things in life can be hard to endure but with the right way we can overcome such things.

8)

[fearmongering]

Trouble in paradise, Strife?

<3

[shrugs_a_lot]

Rufus?

... Nothing that cannot be solved.

<33!

[fearmongering]

Cloud.

And just how do you solve your problems?

[gods_hand]

[doing her best Barret impression] "There's no getting offa this train we're on!"

[shrugs_a_lot]

[A nod and a little smirk.]

[gods_hand]

You would make a cute chocobo.