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[alsoadragon]

What do you think you're doing? This is absolutely ridiculous. I order you at once to let me out of this place and return me to my home now. I want no part of your pretendy fun times. I get enough of that from those imbeciles I have to call my cousins.

And what is with that name? I am no such thing.

This is so unbelievably childish. There has to be a way out. [harrumph harrumph harrumph]

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[alsoadragon]

Like I'd ever listen to the likes of you. You're just like your siblings, always talking about funny things.

[renunciation]

Parties aren't funny things, Eustace. You'll understand this one day when you're older.

[alsoadragon]

Age isn't important. It's maturity, and you're clearly lacking it. I was hoping you're age would help your cause, but I suppose not.

[renunciation]

Maturity is gained by age, and by experience with life.

Neither of which you have in any great store.

[alsoadragon]

And how would you know that? I have read more books than you've probably seen.

[renunciation]

Your opinion of my literacy isn't very high.

It is also entirely inaccurate.

[alsoadragon]

I'm not the one who believes all this silly fantasy business.

[renunciation]

Surely given what's happening to you now that's not the most shocking thing.

[alsoadragon]

For all I know this is just a silly dream the comes from being around your siblings for far too long.

[renunciation]

If it is, you may simply wait until you wake up.

[alsoadragon]

That is a moment that I cannot wait for.

[renunciation]

I'm afraid you must be patient enough to.

[alsoadragon]

Then I'll just take matters into my own hands, since no one else will.