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[alsoadragon]

What do you think you're doing? This is absolutely ridiculous. I order you at once to let me out of this place and return me to my home now. I want no part of your pretendy fun times. I get enough of that from those imbeciles I have to call my cousins.

And what is with that name? I am no such thing.

This is so unbelievably childish. There has to be a way out. [harrumph harrumph harrumph]

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[renunciation]

Eustace.

Do calm down.

[alsoadragon]

Oh! So I suppose you're alright with being taken from home for no good reason?

[Calming down? What's that?]

[gargoyle_of_red]

Testy testy! Someone needs to relax.

Besides, once the mun has you, there's no going back. Trust me, I've known that for over a year now.

[alsoadragon]

What are you supposed to be? [You said something, strange creature, but he doesn't cares. You aren't human and therefore WEIRD!]

[renunciation]

No, but to react with panic and bluster will gain you nothing.

[gargoyle_of_red]

I'm a gargoyle.

[lionsandsnow]

Oh, but you even find yourself a girl dragon, Eustace. It's a great adventure. { Lies, but who cares, right? }

[alsoadragon]

Then what am I supposed to do? Just be alright with this? [He'll laugh at you now, silly cousin you.]

[alsoadragon]

Right, and I'm a flying squirrel.

What kind of suit is that?

[alsoadragon]

That isn't funny.

[lionsandsnow]

You mate with one, even. Isn't that exciting?

[alsoadragon]

You think I'd fall for one of your idiotic stories?

[lionsandsnow]

I know. I'm sorry. No dragon would ever want you for a mate.

[gargoyle_of_red]

It's not a suit!

*He insists, pulling at some skin on his arm*

See?

[alsoadragon]

Are you incapable of shutting your mouth?

[lionsandsnow]

Are you incapable of walking out--

oh, that's right. { There is no walking out of d_m space. }

[renunciation]

No, but if you wish to be very rational about it you will take a breath and then look to see if there is something that can be done.

[alsoadragon]

Then this is some trick of the light.

[alsoadragon]

Oh shut it, won't you? You think you're so clever, but you aren't.

[alsoadragon]

Like I'd ever listen to the likes of you. You're just like your siblings, always talking about funny things.

[lionsandsnow]

You think you're right, but you aren't.

But you are a dragon. There's that much you got correct.

[gargoyle_of_red]

*This face.*

Seriously?

[alsoadragon]

There's no way you're real.

[gargoyle_of_red]

*HE REACHES OUT and... pokes his shoulder.

With a real claw.*

[alsoadragon]

I am not a dragon! I don't know why this girl insist that I am one, and I don't know why you believe it too. I knew you were a fool, so I should've known you'd be as foolish as this girl here.