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Yo, mun, you feelin' alright? You've been kinda. Laggy. (And distracted by football. You're American, you're not supposed to like real football.)

Alright, so something's wrong with your head--I can tell! You can't even type things sometimes! You just stare at the screen in a fucking daze, or suddenly get distracted very easily or space out. Like whenever people try and talk to Poland. (Don't be a Poland, mundane!)

It's okay to drop tags and shit, y'know? Some tags are coming to you and others aren't! It just means you've lost inspiration for that thread or something! You'd probably do just fine with newer ones!

~~Besides, you're the mod! They can't tell you no! (Huh? What do you mean that's now how it works?)~~

Anyway, calm down! If it starts being more of a chore or a stress than it is fun, that's when you're supposed to stop for a bit! Besides, you have all that work you're supposed to be doing. Remember that? The work? Needs to be really soon?

One last thing! Quit wishing people a Happy Russia Day! Russia Day's like the worst day of the year!!! It's far from happy!!! That bastard doens't deserve his own day! Or happy days at all!! (Poland had better kick his ass today! I hate the both of them, but if I had to choose between them Poland's got my vote!)

Anyway! Remember what my insightful self told you for when you're done watching this! Maybe you just need a bit more time for those tags! But don't be scared to drop them if you think you have to, too! Don't force yourself, or you'll start to hate it!

--Prussia(Gilbert Beilschmidt)

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[(Oooh, I see.)]

[*bothers with what--and that sounds like my kind of job. My complete lack of knowledge about cars aside. I haven't drawn anything properly since. . . . /checks that folder. About April. And I've pretty much lost all ability to do so with a pencil.]

. . .

[Excuse him, a black hole attracting his hand briefly appeared on his forehead--he couldn't help the facepalm.] No. Wrong! Not okay! Damn it, I know West's a sadist, but I'm not sure how I feel about you being a masochist, too! I'm not sure I could bear the thought of that kind of West!

[The last thing you need is knowledge about cars, trust me. Each team is specialized in only their handful of pieces and which screws go where. For me it's definitely the perfect job as I value the freedom and independence it gains me while being paid disturbingly well. As for drawing--ohoho. Ooooh, I need to train again myself.]

[As for Germany... He just frowns.]

How does being able to handle your trouble by yourself make you a masochist, brother? [Explaiiiin.]

[He's always frowning, though.]

It's not about that!!! It's about being willing to take something just because you can! Mostly something harmful! Just because you can take it doesn't mean you should!

[Don't question his frowns. There are differences.]

Are you suggesting I should let someone else get hurt instead? I don't see why I should. Unless it's France.

[Prussia knows that, by now, at least. Most everyone else. . .good luck!]

No, no way, West! Russia, too! But self-preservation should be first and foremost! If you can, make sure no one gets hurt! Just because you have ten thousand men doens't mean you should sacrifice some of them!

How did this go from you speaking of hitting me to me sacrifizing my people? You know fully well I wouldn't do that.

West, you're missing the point!! A-and we've gotten so far from it, that I forgot what it was!!! [NICE JOB. His look says he entirely blames you for this.]

How so? If it keeps you from hitting someone else, I'd rather let you hit me. Because I know how to hit you back, brother. [Your look has no effect on Germany. But Germany's frown is getting twitchy.]

I can't tell you how you're missing the point if I don't remember what it was!! A-and--and the point isn't hitting me!!! Don't hit me! And don't act like you're the only person who hits back!!! [good twitchy or bad twitchy?] Nnn-nnngh, what was the. . .what was I trying to say!? [He didn't even sneeze this time, and he's really forgotten it.] A-and the sacrificing thing was a metaphor, West! Quit taking everything so literally!!

Italy wouldn't hit you back. [Irritatedly twitchy. Which may equal bad twitchy. Because Germany hates being irritated. And your ramblings are irritating.] You said it would be okay for you to hit me because I can endure it. Which is true, so I agreed with you, brother. Your response was to claim I'm a masochist, which isn't true, considering it would require me to draw some kind of enjoyment out of being hurt.So I questioned your reasoning behind your claim, which was... Unsatisfying. But also lead to your misplaced metaphor. [Twitch. Look. You made him talk more than necessary. Be ashamed. And then be proud he's still so patient with you.]

Brother. If I decide to take a hit from someone or something, I do it for a reason. Not because I enjoy it. But I won't send someone else to spare myself. I know my own endurance and that it surpasses those of others, so why should I not protect those that can't do so for themselves?

Of course not! Italy's too cute to do something like that!! But other people would! When I asked that stuff it was like--like an example!! When I said "okay" you weren't supposed to say it was! Because it's not okay!!! [He wanted to ask "are you uncomfortable yet?" but he decided against it. He is now regretting this decision.] And of course I'd say that! (It was a joke, West! We all know you're the exact opposite and you get your jollies from kicking everyone else around. That's why I said it'd be so unbearable!) When I said "I'm going to hurt you" you should've said "No you aren't!" Or "I won't let you!" Or something like that!! Not "Yes, of course, that's okay!" AND HOW WAS MY METAPHOR MISPLACED!?!? Just because you didn't understand my parrot-like eloquence [that was a horrible comparison, Prussia] didn't make it wrong! It's your fault for taking shit so literally!

[THROWS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.] I never said you shouldn't!!! You're turning into me, now! I love you and all, but I don't wanna have to play West to West!! I'd rather watch you and Italy play "You Be Italy And I'll Be Germany"!

Hn. You misunderstood. I didn't say it's okay for you to hit me. I merely agreed that I could handle whatever you may be throwing at me, brother. I considered that clear enough. I'm sorry if it wasn't.

But I don't intend to play anything of that sort anytime soon.

Fine. But that wasn't what was in question at all! It's because I already said it!

But--but it's cute! Italy's cute, and the way he mispronounces his German is cute, and him trying to be you is cute, too!!

So what was in question then?

It's embarrassing.

Uh--[How does he. . .uh. . .hm. . . .] W-well. . .it was. . . .--OH, YEAH. Correct responses, West!!! I shouldn't have to teach you this!!

Where's your sense of fun!?

There's nothing wrong with my responses, brother.

...

Everything is wrong with it! You're just taking it! I already said--just because you can doens't mean you should!!! Why did I want to hit you, West!?

I mean outside your freaky porn. But, y'know, when you guys are ready to do that, lemme know!!! [Nosy, perverted Prussia!]

I've decided that it's in my own best interest to not try to understand everything you do some time ago already.

W-wait. Ready to do what?!

If you don't understand, you have to ask!!! West's the one always telling me that violence can be avoided!!!

Nothing, nothing!!! Kesesese, just remember that I, as your first and most important big brother, am always here and ready and eager to do big brother duty for you, West!! Y'know, in case you need hand-holding!!!

I'm afraid, but 'It's fun!' does not qualify as legit explanation to me. Though I welcome that you apparently listen to me at times. I was starting to have doubts...

...I don't think I understand, but... Fine. I'll remember...

Keeh. The point is that you have to try certain things first. If I give a bullshit reason, talk me out of it! [Aka the virtually impossible without threat of punishment being involved.] That doesn't apply to just me, though!!! What if I was someone else and said I was going to hit you!? A-and of course I listen to you!!! Why would you doubt that!? I listen like a puppy eager to learn a new trick! I'm always listening to West!!! [It's merely a matter of what he hears than whether or not he's listening.]

Kessessessess. [patpatpat]

Maybe I don't want to have a discussion with you over every little thing. And if you were someone else... Depending on the circumstances, I would invite you to try. [And then most likely break your arm or introduce your teeth to his boot or something. Sure, violence CAN be avoided, but it doesn't has to be avoided all of the time.]

Then just tell me to cut it out like I said the first time! I don't wanna discuss things with you, either!! [Actually, as long as you're paying attention to him, it's fine. Grins.] Kesese, West's a little cool, sometimes. [Ruffles. How cruel. And yet he doesn't want people to see him that way. It's okay, Germany, your brother understands. Somewhere in his mind.]

I shall do that. [Aaand taking a step back. Why can't you leave his hair alone?!] Stop that. [Glare. He learns quickly.]

I shouldn't have to tell you to. . . ! [IT'S TOO NEAT AND YOU DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON IT TO MAKE IT STAY THAT WAY. He doens't understand your hair.] Why can't I show my favorite brother affection anymore!?

[ooc: POTENTIALLY RELATED IF YOU READ IT THE RIGHT WAY and take into consideration the previous bit of the conversation--a quote from a New York Times (opinion) article:
"The painful fact is that a German victory(in football) over the rest of Europe would strengthen a notion that many Europeans harbor already: that the Continent is ruled by a new regional superpower."
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND. FOOTBALL IS SRS BZNS OVER THERE AND NOT EVERYONE USES THE BEST OF LOGIC WHEN COMING TO CONCLUSIONS. BUT "GERMANY BEAT US IN FOOTBALL? TRYING TO REESTABLISH AN EMPIRE" IS KIND OF. STUPID!? This sounds like the observation of a really paranoid person. I mean, I'm sure some people will think that way, I don't doubt the human mind that way at all, but Idek is it that serious!? It's laughable to me is all /o\]