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[beneidenswert]

Yo, mun, you feelin' alright? You've been kinda. Laggy. (And distracted by football. You're American, you're not supposed to like real football.)

Alright, so something's wrong with your head--I can tell! You can't even type things sometimes! You just stare at the screen in a fucking daze, or suddenly get distracted very easily or space out. Like whenever people try and talk to Poland. (Don't be a Poland, mundane!)

It's okay to drop tags and shit, y'know? Some tags are coming to you and others aren't! It just means you've lost inspiration for that thread or something! You'd probably do just fine with newer ones!

Besides, you're the mod! They can't tell you no! (Huh? What do you mean that's now how it works?)

Anyway, calm down! If it starts being more of a chore or a stress than it is fun, that's when you're supposed to stop for a bit! Besides, you have all that work you're supposed to be doing. Remember that? The work? Needs to be really soon?

One last thing! Quit wishing people a Happy Russia Day! Russia Day's like the worst day of the year!!! It's far from happy!!! That bastard doens't deserve his own day! Or happy days at all!! (Poland had better kick his ass today! I hate the both of them, but if I had to choose between them Poland's got my vote!)

Anyway! Remember what my insightful self told you for when you're done watching this! Maybe you just need a bit more time for those tags! But don't be scared to drop them if you think you have to, too! Don't force yourself, or you'll start to hate it!

--Prussia(Gilbert Beilschmidt)

Comments

Because he's the eternal hypocrite, apparently.

[potatomasher]

Words of advice for your mun, brother?

Though I am inclined to agree. Breaks and rest are important, especially if there is work to be done soon. You may have to enforce that information on your mun in case she doesn't listen.

We can be hypocritical together, Germany. Even if I'm not as much of one as you.

[beneidenswert]

What, I can't be a good adviser now?

She listened about the breaks and resting! Except then she didn't want to get up, and she's still not working. . .but we can get to that later!!

He'll always deny it, though.

[potatomasher]

I didn't say that.

Later? If she keeps delaying her work, it will only get more and she will never finish. It's preferable to finish it when it shows up instead of letting it pile up.

Only if it's pointed out to him. When counting you to sleep, he admitted it on his own!

[beneidenswert]

You implied it! [Except not really. You just. Stated the obvious, that's all.]

Yeah, well, it's a little late for that first bit. When she's done watching the matches today, she said she'll dedicate as much of today as she can without slamming her head against a corner to working, so maybe she'll be able to undo the hole she's dug herself in! Maybe!! Damned if I'm not going to push her.

Y U MENTION DAT CD?! D8 ...it cost me sooo many brain cells already............

[potatomasher]

I did not.

[And it might be best to stop accusing him of it...]

Though you may want to appreciate her interest in this sport. My own mundane won't be able to see the game tonight as they are currently at work.

BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING there was just so much good stuff in it.

[beneidenswert]

Did so.

[Prussia is stubborn.]

Hey, I do appreciate it! At least she's doing something worthwhile while not worki--oh, Portugal scored!! Uh, anyway, I do! And your mun can watch a rerun when they get home or something, right? Better late than never! (Or turn the radio on! They still broadcast this stuff there, right?)

Still is. Still is! Counting beer and sausages and general derpiness. SOOO dead every single time...

[potatomasher]

[Oh, he would rival that stubbornness. Really. He would. But...

...... ..... ...

...did you really just suggest watching the rerun of a football game to your brother? You better didn-wait. You did. Prussia. König Fußball is SRS BSNS for all of Germany! The time when the entire nation actually shows some pride! Stands together in joy and tears. It's an event you watch, no. Experience LIVE! Not after already knowing the outcome! Nooo... You watch it live. On TV. On one of the open air events. Turn on the radio or abuse a smartphone to access a live stream, BUT! You do NOT watch a rerun of it.

Nevar.

So show more respect to the team that is playing in black and white as tribute to none other than you! To the sport that still harbors so many teams carrying 'Borussia' as part of their names! And--

Oh. Right. Have a vuvuzela rushing at your head in a sharp sidewards angle by your currently wordless brother. You may want to duck. It might hurt...]

Germany COUNTING SHEEP LIKE A DRILL SERGEANT--what do you mean it's too loud?

[beneidenswert]

[HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW BETTER besides that he's Prussia HIS MUN IS AMERICAN AND "DO YOU WATCH RERUNS OF FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT GAMES IN GERMANY" WAS NOT SOMETHING SHE THOUGHT SHE MIGHT HAVE TO GOOGLE OR ASK HER FRIENDS. IF PRUSSIA WAS CAPABLE OF KNOWING BETTER, HE WOULD. BESIDES, YOU KNEW YOU WERE GONNA WIN ANYWAY, YOU ALREADY KNEW THE OUTCOME.]

[AND WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT VUVUZELA. PLEASE STOP KEEPING INSTRUMENTS UP YOUR ASS AND THEN USING THEM AS WEAPONS. AT LEAST KEEP ACTUAL WEAPONS UP THERE.]

[Was too busy watching you to even pay attention to that. Was about to touch you or wave his hand in your face or snap his fingers to try and bring you back to reality, but you kind of assaulted him with a long, plastic horn, so he's busy holding his head and kneeling all over the floor now.]

GAH!! FUCK, WEST, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!? FUCKFUCKOW, AUCH, GOTT VERDAMMT WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY!?

[potatomasher]

[THERE IS, literally, NO LIMIT TO THE MADNESS GERMANY IS CAPABLE OF AS SOON AS FOOTBALL GETS INVOLVED! The mun may even feel sort of apologetic about it since they generally care little about sports... BUT MISSING THIS CHANCE WOULD HAVE BEEN INEXCUSABLE! Careful, Prussia. Your little brother is obsessed with football these days.

AND DON'T YOU QUESTION HIS VUVUZELAS! HE KEEPS THEM WHERE HE WANTS TO-- Though they may just appear out of nowhere these days anyway. Just like the face paint. The car flags. The black-red-golden wigs, seat covers, garlands, toothpaste, bed sheets, toilet lids, frying pans, handkerchiefs, toilet paper, viking helmets, nail clippers... .... ......

Anyhow. Mr. Vuvuzela is gone as suddenly as it had appeared. And your little brother will just let you wallow in your misery for a bit. At least Germany seems content now. Somehow...]

Verzeih, Bruder. I felt strangely... Compelled.

[beneidenswert]

[I KNOW THAT SONG VERY WELL. IN FACT, I HAVE THE MP3. Don't feel apologetic! You deserve it! It's fun! (Then again, once more, I'm American, and see no problem with such things. Unless it's Americans doing it. Because it's all we do and it gets annoying.) HE LIKES FOOTBALL TOO and he will get just as crazy as you THEN AGAIN HE'S NOT RUBBING THAT HE WATCHED IT LIVE(ALBEIT, ON THE COMPUTER) IN YOUR FACE SO MAYBE NOT.]

[They're all kept in the cellar with all of their flags. Only to be brought out a few times a year at best, mostly for sports, and then quickly hidden away. Unless you're Prussia who needs to have these things taken away from him. He is naturally prideful, damn it. He doesn't care how people look at him for it. HE WILL WEAR THIS FLUFFY FLAG-COLORED AFRO WIG AS LONG AS HE WANTS. And hide in his tricolor sheets with his tricolor teddy bear and his tricolor pajamas. He'll make his own pajamas if he has to.]

[That's terrifying. He fears your hammerspace. Rocks back and forth, hissing and holding his head and whining.]

J-ja, frielich. [Peeks up at. At least he's not putting on the theatrics and tearing up or anything. Doesn't like your satisfied look. It makes him sad. Because it hurt.] But, y'know, temptation like that! It's really bad to give into, West!! That's Wrath! That's the. . .uh. . .third worst sin!!! Only after Envy and Pride! But I'm a good person, so I forgive you!!! Just don't give in so easily next time!

[potatomasher]

[(There is something remotely disturbing about Americans being familiar with German football madness...) If he wouldn't like football, he'd get FORCED to like it SIMPLY BY HAVING HIS BROTHER AROUND!

National pride is something Germany has only rediscovered due to this sport and so far it's reserved for sports and for cheering on his team during friendly competitions. So OF COURSE Germany will see that his brother WON'T OVERDO IT! Because, SERIOUSLY! Don't you go and carry that flag around for no reason WHEN GERMANY'S THE ONE WITH THE STABILE ECONOMY WHILE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE EU ARE SLIPPING INTO FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!! WHAT SORT OF MESSAGE DOES THAT DELIVER?! Especially with Greece already pissed and being mean and burning Germany's flags on his streets.... ugh.....

Well. Ah... Yes. All that stuff will have to go back to the cellar once it's over. But until then Germany will enjoy it. And probably get horribly drunk at one point or another.

But right now he's just crossing his arms at you down there. Yesss. Fear his inventory. For you may never know what he's got stored in there.Though he knows how to hurt you with most things, regardless how trivial.]

Ach. Just get up already. It was just one hit. [Totally ignoring that ramble about sins! Also: He promises nothing.]

[warchangedme]

Hey! Don't make me get out my chart of countries that call it soccer! I did a poll and shit.

[Srsly, don't imply his football isn't real football! He thinks that you think it's not a real sport, when it totally is.]

But yeah, other than that, PRUSSIA MUN! Take things easy and one step at a time, one day at a time. It'll all still be here in the morning!

[beneidenswert]

Did you make sure to get non-English-speaking countries, too?

[Oh, it's a real sport! But your feet a barely involved! Thus it's not real football. Well, it is football. In German. But soccer is Fußball! Which is also football, but with a fancy B Germanized!]

[WHAT IF IT ISN'T, THOUGH!? щ(ಡДಡщ) B-but yeah, I know.] Whenever she tries to take things a day at a time, she winds up with the same amount of stuff to do the next day! Normally she'd just do it and not send it in until everything's done, but then she's freaked out about looking like she doesn't want to respond at all.

[warchangedme]

Dude. Look!



See!

[Just as long as they're clear on that bro!]

It's okay, really! I think you gave some pretty good advice~ So settle down with a drink and take it easy.

[beneidenswert]

Sure are a lot of flags missing from that chart. . . .

She could, if your drinking laws weren't so damn high. But we'll just have to settle for non-alcoholic drinks. Or, she will. I'm drinking. [But only a little--he wants to be sober for this game against Netherlands.[

[warchangedme]

I did the ones I could remember the flags to. My point is still made.

Each of my states made a choice on that man. You can argue with her state on that.

[beneidenswert]

It's not like I called you the only one anyway! I think!

Huh? When're you from? It's all 21 at your place! Sex varies by state, not drinking. Or, that's how my mun remembers it. wikipedia, too!

[warchangedme]

...I screwed it up with blue laws about drinking on Sundays. Those vary by state and county.

[More like his mun screwed it up. Sorry about that.]

[beneidenswert]

Keeh, it's fine! Your laws are all confusing and stuff anyways! Even you can't understand them all the time!

[It's okay!]

[statusquodebt]

"One last thing! Quit wishing people a Happy Russia Day! Russia Day's like the worst day of the year!!! It's far from happy!!! That bastard doens't deserve his own day! Or happy days at all!! (Poland had better kick his ass today!...)"

[ Oh sweet Lord, plus fucking one. Wait, what do you mean we're not on the meme, mun?! To hell with that, he is the United States of fucking America— if he wants to +1 something, he'll damn well do it! ]

Hey, it's the boss' rules. She can do whatever she wants! I mean, she's being runnin' things and stuff, right?

[beneidenswert]

[+1ing totally works here. If you need it to. And if all parties understand(but what's so difficult to get about that!?) And Poland and Russia tied, but that's not so bad, either. Probably dampened his Russia Day a bit. . .even if Russia Day was kind of over by the end of the match.]

Yeah, exactly! Not that there's a whole lot to do, running that place--everyone's usually kinda well-behaved! But sometimes what she wants to do is kind of stressing herself out and stuff! It's not healthy, so she has to get told off every once in a while!! Or reminded of what she really wants! And what's in her best interests and stuff!

Sorry, sorry! Prom ate me! ;~;

[statusquodebt]

[ Fuck yeah! A fucked up Russia Day! The only kind to have, if one asks America.

But this situation with Prussia's mun sounds rather familiar and that is a little worrisome to the younger nation. He hums thoughtfully, then sighs very deeply. ]

I know what ya' mean. Is she doing better now? My mun is kinda like that. She takes on more stuff than she wants because she can't say no and then she ends up freaking out because she's been slacking off and people get on her case about it. They need to chill out and just do what's easy for 'em! Starting fresh almost always helps. Sometimes things just get... old and stale.

;3; It's okey! Everything is eating me!

[beneidenswert]

[As long as only Russia's getting fucked up.]

Uh. . .a little, I guess! The tags aren't stressing her out so much, but the work's still not getting done as quick as she wants! (It's kind of one of the teachers' fault! She has to grade her assignment before she can move on, and she made her edit it, and hasn't graded it even though she sent it back in how she wanted it! So, for that class,s he's stuck!) Keh, I think a lot of muns are like that. But, yeah, exactly! And this sort of thing--w-with the tags, I mean--has happened before! But she always feels bad about dropping them because she feels like it sends the wrong message! But I think she's fine now that it's done. It's just the work getting to her, now.

Life, stop eating people! D;

[statusquodebt]

[ ... +1 ]

Ah, that sucks... Does she bug the teacher to hurry up and grade her work? It's not fair for her to face consequences if it's not her fault she's being held up like that! She's not gonna be in trouble, is she?

;; I don't think life wants to do that.

[beneidenswert]

No--but one of the people running the school or whatever told her dad that she unblocked tests and stuff for her, so maybe she got around to it today or something! Nah, she's not in trouble--she's already behind. Her dad might be a bit upset, and he's warning her about shit, but she's been behind a while, and they don't really do anything about it besides remind her about it! So it's not so bad--especially since she can run through it now that the tests are unblocked as soon as she gets to them!