re: au musebox shenanigans

[chemeia]

Seriously? You're planning a whole storyline based off this crap? And now you're trying to drag other people into it besides Al's mun.

You're batshit, lady.

I liked the stuff where I beat the crap up Lelouch and Light better. Supposed to be having a drink with Kallen and Suzaku, y'know.

Comments

[decks]

You would like beating people up the best.

[Pot, meet kettle...]

I see you're a girl again.

[chemeia]

Hey, it works best, right?

[ Hufffff. ]

Yeah. 'Cept this time it looks permanent. Sorta. Er.

[decks]

I've found it pretty useful. [They are the worst influences on each other what even.]

Sort of permanent?

[chemeia]

Same with me. [ Frowning this time as she tugs her hair. ] Musebox stuff my mun and Al's mun are doing. 'Slong story, but, uh... for this musebox thing, I'll always be a girl.

'Snot so bad, though. Guess I'm kinda getting used to it.

[decks]

Always? Like, you were born one?

[Okay, that is just a weird concept for her. But after a moment her expression shifts into something more speculative, and she taps an idle finger on her chin as she considers him. ... her.]

I wonder what you'd be like if you had been born a girl. The you that I know, I mean.

[chemeia]

Pretty much.

[ A shrug and then the second question sinks in. Did Sakura just ask... Sputtering, she stares at Sakura. ]

Why the hell do you want to know that?!

[ Then again, considering their past... ]

[decks]

[O...kay, that's a bit of an overreaction.] What? I just meant -

[Wait. Wait a minute. ....

Sputters herself.]

Oh, not like that!

[chemeia]

[ Wait, she didn't mean...

Then... ]

What did you mean then, dammit?!

[decks]

I meant your personality!

Obviously, being a pervert stays the same. [Pfft blushing a bit, thank you for those mental images Edward.]

[chemeia]

I'M NOT A PERVERT!! [ Guess who is too? Dammit, Sakura B( ] I dunno, alright? Probably just... more girly. My mun figures I'd be more competitive though. 'Cause the military's not quite the same for girls as it is for guys.

[decks]

Right, you just assumed I was talking about sex because you're not a pervert. [Man that's some thick sarcasm right there. But she's kind of amused, too.]

... no, it isn't. Not in my experience, at least.

[oedipuscomplex]

[Oh look, a different version of him. Odd.]

Al...?

[chemeia]

[ Growling at you, Sakura. Growling. ]

Not a pervert... 'seven harder when half the military thinks you got your way up the ladder 'cause you slept around. No thanks.

[chemeia]

....

[ Oh, this has got to be a joke. Definitely a joke. How on earth is she being confused for Al? First of all, she'd have to be a bit ta—

A bit tal—

Dammit!

Made out of metal or something! ]

We're supposed to be geniuses, dumbass. Do I really look like Al to you?

[decks]

[Just gonna sort of. Smirk in response. Like she doesn't know better.]

That was never something I had to deal with, thankfully.

[chemeia]

Lucky you.

[ IGNORING THAT SMIRK, KTHNX ]

[oedipuscomplex]

[Blinking...]

No, you said something about Al.

[Now who's the genius?]

But you look like me- [sort of. For one she's shorter... but he's not going to point that out.]

So if I'm supposed to believe you're some other version of me... You actually get to see your brother?

that icon is a bit frightening

[decks]

[Flat look.] I was too young for that when I became Tsunade-shishou's student. But anyone who says that about you is an idiot, Ed, I know you well enough to know that. You shouldn't let it bother you.

I do not feel bad for this AT ALL

[as_reckless_as_ever]

Hello again, my delicate flower.

[Oh look who just came out of nowhere to sweep you up in his arms, Edwarda. Suzaku is invading your personal space, sniffing your hair, and speaking in an inexplicably horrible fake french accent.]

It has been too long, my dear.

1/2

[chemeia]

[ Well, of course she mentioned Al, what does that have to—

Oh. She knew that. ]

[chemeia]

How was I supposed to know when all you said was...

[ Huffy? Her? Never. ]

Edward Elric, right? Mom's name is Trisha, old man's name is Hohenheim? Yeah, I'm you, but different.

'Course I get to see Al. We live together.

just as planned

[chemeia]

[ This is Ed, here. Everything bothers her. ]

Yeah, well, I was twelve when I became a State Alchemist and people still made comments. They stopped after I bashed a few heads in, though.

LMFAO OH MY GOD

[chemeia]

[ SUZAKU, SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU. In a low, dangerous voice, she's positively snarling. ]

Suzaku, you sonofabitch. What the hell are you doing?

1/2

[oedipuscomplex]

[Of course not. What reason would she ever have to be huffy.]

You... live together?

[That's a little brain breaking for this one, hate to say it.]

suddenly, yandere ed

[decks]

... that's disgusting. [Seriously, who says that shit about a twelve-year-old?] Let me know if I can ever kick someone in the teeth for you.

[Given their past, she's allowed to be protective, all right?]