re: au musebox shenanigans

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Seriously? You're planning a whole storyline based off this crap? And now you're trying to drag other people into it besides Al's mun.

You're batshit, lady.

I liked the stuff where I beat the crap up Lelouch and Light better. Supposed to be having a drink with Kallen and Suzaku, y'know.

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LMFAO OH MY GOD

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[ SUZAKU, SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU. In a low, dangerous voice, she's positively snarling. ]

Suzaku, you sonofabitch. What the hell are you doing?

[as_reckless_as_ever]

[But baby! How could you hurt this face?]

I have missed you so much, I simply couldn't wait until we were alone.

[His hands are everywhere, and dangerously close to be a bit too friendly]

[chemeia]

[ Do you really want to know the answer to that question? Because it's somewhere along the lines of easily and painfully. ]

...Suzaku, if you don't let go of me, I will kick your ass.

[as_reckless_as_ever]

[Actually, he's squeezing you tighter against him, and resting his chin in your hair. Which is a good thing too, because it is so hard for him to keep a straight face right now.]

Oh, mon petite chérie, I am never letting you go again!

[Though he does release Ed, only to take her hand as he gets down on one knee]

I can not bare to be apart from you ever again. Please, my love, say you will stay with me and be mine FOREVER!

[chemeia]

[ Elbows him in the stomach (not too hard) before he releases and omg, she is so mad right now. Staring down at him as a vein above her brow twitches, she's contemplating the next step. ]

I dunno. Don't think you actually love me like you say. Maybe I should make you prove it.

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[He lowers his head and covers his mouth in mock disappointment (and also to stop himself from laughing because omg Ed your face!)]

For you, my love, I would do anything! I would climb the tallest mountain! I would swim across the widest ocean! I would even do that one thing in bed that I staunchly objected to that you wanted-- you know, that thing with the rubberbands, strawberries, latex body paint, feather duster, and mint flavored lube!

[How is that not love?]

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[ Okay, she was so ready to play along until he mentioned... that stuff. Choking a bit as her cheeks flame, she takes a step back and indignation is evident in her features. ]

Suzaku! What the— I'M NOT LIKE THAT, DAMMIT!!!

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[He's trying to hold it in, trying so hard, but a snerk escapes, followed by another, and before he knows it, he's, quite literally, rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.]

[chemeia]

[ Oh, that's it. Throwing herself down on top of Suzaku, she all but tackles him, making sure to elbow him in the stomach again as she does. Only this time, harder. ]

You sonofabitch, that isn't funny!

[as_reckless_as_ever]

[Suzaku isn't in much of a position to stop her, and can do little more than curl up into a ball (of laughter) to protect himself. But even with the elbow, which drives a lot of the air out of him, he's still laughing at this, because its fucking hilarious]

Yes-- yes it is!

You should-- oh my god, your face was just--

[chemeia]

[ In that case, she's just going to try beating at him with her fists. Never too hard, knowing full well how damaging a metal fist can be when it connects with flesh. But enough to make her point. ]

Fuck you! Saying that kinda shit where anyone can hear you?! What the hell!!

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[CRACKING THE FUCK UP sorry Ed not.]

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[ TRAITOR!!!! SEE IF YOU EVER GET YURI TIMES FROM HER NOW! ]

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[Oh please, we all know she wants it.]

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[ Yeah right.








Okay maybe a little. ]

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[Don't deny it, honey.]

What are the rubber bands for?

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I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

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Are you sure? It's okay if that's what you're into.

[chemeia]

[ Snarls ]

Sakura...

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[Giggling.] I already know some of it, Ed.

[Pointedly.]

[chemeia]

Yeah, well, there was never any fucking rubber bands.

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So long as there aren't going to be any in the future, either.

[Yeah, uh, someone's aware of. Plans.]