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Yeah, I don't know. Blitzwing happens sometimes.

You haff made your decision, mun.

Pathetic bug! How dare you choose an Autobot over Blitzving!? I should pound you into paste! Tear off your limbs! Crush your-

Oh, oh! Zhen ve could make a munberry pie! Ahahahahaha!

Do not vaste my time. Ve bozh know you vill not be changing your mind.

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BLITZWING: IDENTIFIED. SOUNDWAVE: ACKNOWLEDGES.

Somehow, I am not surprised to see you.

But I am surprised zhat you didn't bring me flowers! I zhought ve had somezhing special!

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Your Mundane has no taste if she chooses a puny Autobot over a mighty Decepticon, Blitzwing.

But perhaps it is better off this way.

Zhat vould depend on your definition off 'better'.

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Well, ain't you just one-stop shopping for a great big ball of crazy?

Vatch who you are calling crazy, insect!

Oh vait.

I zhink she meant me!

In zhat case-

I vill hit you so hard, zhey vill feel it back on Cybertron!

wipes tear that was beautiful. crazy, but beautiful.

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Do you ever shut up?

No!

Ahahahahaha!

[Swindle always likes talking to customers! Even ones he's openly swindled and turned against each other. Let's not forget that he's left him aboard the Elite Guard ship too, but haha what was he supposed to do about that?]

Blitzwing! It's been a while, how are ya? You're looking good by the way, new wax I bet?

How strange, zhat I should see you here, Svindle.

Vhen last I saw you, you vere to stand guard aboard ze Autobot ship. However, I did not see you following our capture.

I had presumed you vere offline, or you vould haff... assisted.

I vould suggest zhat you explain yourself.

Or you are going to vish you were offline, you pazhetic pile off parts!

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Oooh, do you really zhink I look good?!

Und here I zhought zhese stasis cuffs made me look fat...

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It seems to me that your mun realized which was really the right side to pick and I believe that threatening her or him is not just counterproductive but will only get so so far and ALLOW ME to point out all the horrible things they can do to you if you irritate them. Iknowthatwellminecanbequtiecrazyattimes.

[Have a cascade of BLAH Blitzwing.]

It zhis is fastforvard, I vunder vhat he vill do if we revind him!

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I will let you know when I'm done :x

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Done~

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