Yeah, I don't know. Blitzwing happens sometimes.

[highly_unstable]

You haff made your decision, mun.

Pathetic bug!  How dare you choose an Autobot over Blitzving!?  I should pound you into paste!  Tear off your limbs!  Crush your-

Oh, oh!  Zhen ve could make a munberry pie! Ahahahahaha!

Do not vaste my time.  Ve bozh know you vill not be changing your mind.

Comments

[inursatellites]

BLITZWING: IDENTIFIED.

SOUNDWAVE: ACKNOWLEDGES.

1/2

[highly_unstable]

Somehow, I am not surprised to see you.

2/2

[highly_unstable]

But I am surprised zhat you didn't bring me flowers! I zhought ve had somezhing special!

[deceptiongeneral]

Your Mundane has no taste if she chooses a puny Autobot over a mighty Decepticon, Blitzwing.

But perhaps it is better off this way.

[highly_unstable]

Zhat vould depend on your definition off 'better'.

[veritron]

Well, ain't you just one-stop shopping for a great big ball of crazy?

[inursatellites]

ALLIANCE WITH BLITZWING: WAS PROFITABLE.

THERE IS NO REASON TO DISCONTINUE ASSOCIATION.

[... well, he doesn't have flowers. What about a rubber ducky.]

[sexyspiderlady]

Do you ever shut up?

[deceptiongeneral]

You want your actions to be controlled by some mere organic in a lowly game?

1/2

[highly_unstable]

Vatch who you are calling crazy, insect!

2/... ?? Nevermind, I'll let you know when he's done.

[highly_unstable]

Oh vait.

3/??

[highly_unstable]

I zhink she meant me!

4/??

[highly_unstable]

In zhat case-

Done.

[highly_unstable]

I vill hit you so hard, zhey vill feel it back on Cybertron!

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Swindle always likes talking to customers! Even ones he's openly swindled and turned against each other. Let's not forget that he's left him aboard the Elite Guard ship too, but haha what was he supposed to do about that?]

Blitzwing! It's been a while, how are ya? You're looking good by the way, new wax I bet?

[highly_unstable]

No!

Ahahahahaha!

1/??

[highly_unstable]

How strange, zhat I should see you here, Svindle.

2/??

[highly_unstable]

Vhen last I saw you, you vere to stand guard aboard ze Autobot ship. However, I did not see you following our capture.

I had presumed you vere offline, or you vould haff... assisted.

*wipes tear* that was beautiful. crazy, but beautiful.

[veritron]

Yeah, I don't think so, Blitzy McNutjob.

For one thing, by the time you get done arguing with yourself who's gonna hit me? I could be in fraggin' Tahiti.

3/??

[highly_unstable]

I vould suggest zhat you explain yourself.

4/??

[highly_unstable]

Or you are going to vish you were offline, you pazhetic pile off parts!

5/6

[highly_unstable]

Oooh, do you really zhink I look good?!

6/6

[highly_unstable]

Und here I zhought zhese stasis cuffs made me look fat...

[highly_unstable]

An alliance off necessity. Zhere is little to fight against here.

... However, I haff no qvarrel vith you eizher.

1/3

[highly_unstable]

I vould like to continue my existence outside off ze Autobots' chains. If zhat reqvires me to be in a game, zhere is little choice.