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Man, you transfer me over and then don't bother doing a thing with me until half a year later! You're lucky I didn't decide to go off and become a jiang shi in that time or whatever. Not that I would want to, this summer weather can't be good for rotting corpses. Let's not go into that b-movie stuff though.

Unless... It's you who's become the zombie! Yeah, that'd make sense, it'd explain why you've done nothing with me for so long. Or it's just because you're lazy. Probably the latter, huh? Could be worse I guess, you could be wearing white 'n red. At least your tea is good though.

So! What's on the agenda? Finding something for me to do? Better make it somethin' flashy and exciting. Otherwise my heart just won't be in it y'know?

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... Stop talking about zombies.

Somethin' the matter with zombies? Sure they're awful conversationalists but there has to be some interesting fungi growing on them.

More that you're going on inanely about a topic of little worth. -Blunt as always.-

[Never change Patchy.]

Don't say that, if a zombie heard you they might be offended for all of five seconds before they forgot.

Pardon me while I weep for their plight.

Can you cry whilst looking up what sorts of mushrooms sprout on decaying flesh? Thanks in advance.

No. Look it up yourself. You probably already stole that book.

Did you just indirectly call Reimu a lazy zombie?

[Well there was that one time with the yellow skin...]

Yes. Reimu is a lazy zombie. The sort that stays in the ground and doesn't spring up to guard mausoleums.

Oh how the mighty have fallen, and at such a young age too.

But since she's a lazy zombie who won't come up, she won't mind if we take her stuff, right? Whatever she has left, anyway.

I don't know, she might be one of those vengeful zombies who will hunt down the ones who wronged her until the ends of the world.

Not that that should change what we take from her. Didn't think Reimu had anything worth borrowing anyway!

That would be everyone though. Can you name someone who hasn't wronged her in some way?

It doesn't matter if she does or not. She's a zombie, she won't be needing them.

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