dear_mun | voicetesting

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I've seen a lot of things on the internet, but this is just weird. Is this why the humans of the internet called me a troll when I told them that I was an Asgardian god, because there were others pretending to be someone that they are not? Why would anybody want to pretend to be me? They'd just get into trouble and beaten up by everyone. They would be better off pretending to be someone else. Except for Thor. If anybody pretends to be my brother, I'll kill them.

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When did you become so small, brother? Is it a curse that does this to you?

It's not a curse. I was reborn and you found me and took me back to Asgard.

But it is some sort of sorcery, is it not?

I don't know. [He knows, but won't tell you.] I do know that it cannot be reversed.

You age as a normal child, then?

Yes, brother.

This is still most strange.

It is something to get used to, but change is a good thing.

Because threatening to kill someone won't get you beaten up by everyone?

If it's someone pretending to be Thor, I won't get beaten up. I didn't when I told Tanarus that.

And Tanarus is...

A troll who pretended to be my brother after Thor died fighting the Serpent. Nobody else could remember Thor, but I did.

A troll? One of Loki's children perhaps...

A rock troll. And any kids older me has wouldn't be a troll.

Older...you?

[She's going to put her hands on her hips and bend over, arching a brow in close proximity.]

Oh great. A miniature version. And I thought you couldn't get more annoying.

I'm not annoying. The other me is.

Silly me. I thought you were annoying, but it was actually you. Got it.

I'm not him. He's old and evil and has terrible plans.

Okay, that's pretty accurate.

Jury's still out on whether or not you're annoying in your own right, though.

I'm not annoying. I'm cool.

Hint: If you have to say it, it's probably not true.

I do not pretend.

Yes you do! You do it all the time.

On other matters. Not on matters of my identity.

It still doesn't make it right to pretend to be King of Asgard while Father is asleep and Thor banished.

It was my right. Asgard needed a leader, child.

It was your fault Asgard needed a leader in the first place.

...That's unexpected.

Did you expect something else?

Someone a little taller, maybe.

Hey! [He's going to grump a bit about that.] I'm not that short.

[Sorry kiddo, there is a quirk at the corner of Natasha's mouth.]

Comparatively, you are.

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