...idfk

[itsonlyforever]

I'm not ordering the goblins to clean. Glitter is a vital part of the eighties.

Erik will just have to learn how to use a vacuum cleaner.

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[not_fair]

Or you can stop glitter poofing and actually use a nifty little invention called a door.

[itsonlyforever]

But it saves time and is stylish! You cannot argue with that.

[not_fair]

And apparently nothing can induce a murderous rage in Erik so quickly.

[itsonlyforever]

I still believe he secretly likes it. After all, he's got a flair for drama himself.

[not_fair]

Opera is full of drama and he did live in an opera house most of his life.

[itsonlyforever]

My point exactly.

...but how are you, dearest Sarah?

[not_fair]

[Good thing she's immune to his charm]

Fine, I guess.

[Instantly wary of him all over again]

[itsonlyforever]

[It is so inconvenient. =/ ]

You look tense.

[not_fair]

It's a natural reaction to you.

[Sarcasm]

[itsonlyforever]

I am ever so hurt by your stinging tongue.

[No he's not.]

[not_fair]

You're a big goblin king. You'll survive.

[itsonlyforever]

Glad you noticed.

[This has nothing to do with your pants, Jareth.]

[not_fair]

[Face meet palm. Repeatedly]

And with that, I feel like I should go somewhere else. Away from you.

[itsonlyforever]

Your PG-rating is showing, Sarah.

[Smile-smile!]

But enough about that... did you come to tell me the wonders of a door, or did you miss me?

[not_fair]

I really don't understand why people ship us in the first place.

[itsonlyforever]

Fangirls are an interesting breed.

[notmygoblins]

You mean he hasn't already gone through a vacuum clogging? Or ten?

[itsonlyforever]

Not yet. But at least he cannot hit me with one. The broom was a pain.

[notmygoblins]

I don't know. I think he could probably manage it.

[itsonlyforever]

He's thinner than I am, and those things are heavy.

[notmygoblins]

You never know. With the right motivation...

[itsonlyforever]

So cold. Should I be proud?

[notmygoblins]

That would be a big, fat "no". But thanks for playing.

[itsonlyforever]

Are you keeping score, Sarah?