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[imthehero]

MUN.

Dude.

Forget about your headache, and keep reviewing my canon, okay?? I've been waiting for way too long for you to start playing me again, only to keep getting delayed by dumb stuff. And forget about your other muses too! Remember how it used to be when you only played me? Yeah, let's go back to that! Got it??

Oh yeah, and start looking at games too. ONES WITHOUT RUSSIA.

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[imthehero]

No, you're overestimating yourself again. And you smell bad.

[didnazithatcoming]

Overestimating? I have already taken two hostages. I-


....Apparently zer mun informs me zhat I am going to die tomorrow.


Perhaps it is best you do not show up after all.

[imthehero]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

DYING ALREADY!? That didn't take very long!!

[didnazithatcoming]

Shut up, America! It has been a month, I have been very good!


I just...did not expect Tony to be able to activate zer chip in my head.

[imthehero]

... Wait, what? Chip in your head?

...

Is he going to blow up your head?

[didnazithatcoming]

No; it vill light me on fire.



...No, I am not looking forvard to zhis.

[imthehero]

Man, fire is a lot lamer than blowing up your head. B-, Tony.

And if you didn't want to get hurt, then you shouldn't have kidnapped two people! Come on, you should know how HEROES work by now!

[didnazithatcoming]

Let us just zay zhat being reset comes vith its disadvantages.


I vas gazhering ammunition. I do not kidnap for zer sole purpose of kidnapping, America.

[imthehero]

Funny, that's not what my experience with you says.

[didnazithatcoming]

You vere a zpecial case.

[imthehero]

I feel like I should take that as a compliment, if I didn't totally hate you.

[didnazithatcoming]

Remind me again vhot I have done to irritate you zhis time, America?

[imthehero]

Continue to be a nazi.

[didnazithatcoming]

It is not somezhing I plan to fix, you know.

[imthehero]

Then get used to constant irritation!

[didnazithatcoming]

I have changed my mind. I don't vant you in my city.

[imthehero]

Who said anything about me going, anyway! Maybe I don't want to go to a place where you and Tony won't even remember me!

[didnazithatcoming]

You vould not remember us eizher, America, zo ve are even on zhat front.

[imthehero]

And I don't want that either.

[didnazithatcoming]

Zo good. Ve are in agreement.


Und I vould zhink you vould be happy not to have zer memory of me rattling around in zhat empty head of yours.

[imthehero]

No. Of course I'd want to remember you!

That way I remember the time I poisoned you and you coughed up blood really horrorifically-

I mean.

So I know how to defend myself from you!

[didnazithatcoming]

Remind me again vhy I don't kill you und get it over vith?

[imthehero]

Because you can't!

[didnazithatcoming]

You can kill a nation. Prussia is teaching me.

cue needing icons i dont have

[imthehero]

.............. WAIT REALLY???