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[imthehero]

MUN.

Dude.

Forget about your headache, and keep reviewing my canon, okay?? I've been waiting for way too long for you to start playing me again, only to keep getting delayed by dumb stuff. And forget about your other muses too! Remember how it used to be when you only played me? Yeah, let's go back to that! Got it??

Oh yeah, and start looking at games too. ONES WITHOUT RUSSIA.

Comments

[didnazithatcoming]

Ve have a Prussia.



Hello, America.

1/2

[imthehero]

[imthehero]

Hello, Rip.

And who? ... Oh, wait, no, I know that guy.

[didnazithatcoming]

You are zo angry.


Do you? I am zurprised you manage to look ten feet out of your front door. Did you know zhat zhere are ozher nations bezides you?

[imthehero]

You know me when I'm angry, and this is so not me angry.

And of course I know there's other nations besides me! Where else would I outsource my shitty jobs to??

[didnazithatcoming]

Annoyed, zhen. Und I zuppose you have a point.



I vould zuggest you come to visit me, but ve vould not recognize vun anozher.


Alzo it is very likely I vill kill you.

[imthehero]

Ha! Yeah right. You could never kill me.

[didnazithatcoming]

You are overestimating yourzelf again.

[ohcruelworld]

America! It's been a while!

Reviewing? That sounds like a good idea.

[imthehero]

No, you're overestimating yourself again. And you smell bad.

[medicalhell]

Demanding much blondie? Oh no not enough for little boy blue with his nose so high in the air, just makes you wanna kill yourself.

[imthehero]

THOMAS!

[didnazithatcoming]

Overestimating? I have already taken two hostages. I-


....Apparently zer mun informs me zhat I am going to die tomorrow.


Perhaps it is best you do not show up after all.

[imthehero]

Demanding is a really negative word! I prefer PROACTIVE!

[imthehero]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

DYING ALREADY!? That didn't take very long!!

[ohcruelworld]

Ah! A-and you are just as loud as ever...

[didnazithatcoming]

Shut up, America! It has been a month, I have been very good!


I just...did not expect Tony to be able to activate zer chip in my head.

[medicalhell]

( And he claps and fakes crying. )

So beautiful, gosh I am suuuuuuuuper duuuuuuper proud of you blondie.

[imthehero]

... Wait, what? Chip in your head?

...

Is he going to blow up your head?

[imthehero]

I COULD BE LOUDER IF YOU WANT??

[didnazithatcoming]

No; it vill light me on fire.



...No, I am not looking forvard to zhis.

[imthehero]

Ha! I'm pretty proud of me too!

[If there's sarcasm about, he's either very bad at detecting it, or very good at ignoring it.]

Hey, you're that doctor from that show, right?

[imthehero]

Man, fire is a lot lamer than blowing up your head. B-, Tony.

And if you didn't want to get hurt, then you shouldn't have kidnapped two people! Come on, you should know how HEROES work by now!

[ohcruelworld]

–N-NOT NECESSARY! I-I think it would be nice if you lowered your voice j-just a tad more!

[didnazithatcoming]

Let us just zay zhat being reset comes vith its disadvantages.


I vas gazhering ammunition. I do not kidnap for zer sole purpose of kidnapping, America.