voicetesting

[ex_asynja827]

If you could be so kind to clarify — for what reason are we here?

You've still quite a lot of reading to accomplish, don't you? Wasting both our time and efforts is highly annoying.

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[tordenen]

[You get all the looks, Loki.]

[ex_asynja827]

I am owed, just as you are owed.

But at least you are not the fool that I called mine in the thousands of years that we have lived.

[That's the closest to saying "you're still my bro" that Loki's going to get.]

[tordenen]

[Wow. Is that how he sound like before...? What a pain.]

Just tell me you're not up to something. I really want to help the people by some other means than fighting my own problems.

[ex_asynja827]

[It's Loki, you always sound stupid to him, anyway.]

Telling you I'm not up to something defeats the whole exercise. You remember who I am, yes?

Though perhaps, for once, I can actually assure you I have no machinations against you.

[So far. BRB installing Balder as a monarch first.]

[tordenen]

[Thanks bro-sis.]

I thought I'd ask in case you ever change your idea of what's fun.

Knowing you, that doesn't really give me any great comfortable.

[But his Balder is his personal doctor/relations agent, so it's ... cool?]

[ex_asynja827]

[THE BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN SIGH]

No one's ever satisfied, really, there's always something you've missed.

I'm seeking for myself a new distraction. Does that help?

[N O P E

But hey, he gets to creep on your brother in your girlfriend's body, so it's cool.]

[tordenen]

[... Can you not do that, please? It reminds him of his girlfriend, Jane.]

No, it doesn't. It just means you're going to cause a lot of trouble here and laugh when all the pieces fall. Then I have to beat you again and clean up your mess.

[You mean the brother that has a silly little crush on his on-off girlfriend?

Yeah, not cool. Not cool at all.]

[ex_asynja827]

[Oh man Sif will be so lineface when she hears that.]

You could always try. I doubt I'm much the same as the brother you have.

For starters, I'm a woman right now.

[Loki endeavors to be the best little bro ever, see.]

[tordenen]

[Insulting two people with one sentence. 10 points.]

I don't actually like fighting you. It distracts me from the primary reason why I'm here. I want to make this world a better place, and I can't do that when you're having indulging in your of fun.

[... Really, Loki. He can't see that you're a woman. Nope. He can't.]

[ex_asynja827]

[I wasn't aware you were keeping score.]

That's your quandary now, though, isn't it? Nothing's stopping you from doing one or the other - I'm certainly not in your way, yes?

I'm not a child, Thor. Try not to be so controlling.

[T I T S of your girlfriend and not ashamed to flaunt them, yep.]

[tordenen]

[It's hard not too. Imagine keeping score for Odin.]

Loki. You're some how always in my way.

Loki, I'm asking you to not cause any more damage than you have. But you're right. You're not my brother. I only sympathetize with your brothers.

[Put them away.]

[ex_asynja827]

[WE DO NOT SPEAK OF ODIN.]

You dare accuse me? It's not my fault you spread yourself wide open across the span of my interests without so much a care for what I think, now, is it.

[SO OFFENSIVE, THOR, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU]

[tordenen]

[What's wrong with talking about Father?]

Really. I'm overlapping with your interests.

[You know what, he's going to be the bigger person and walk away. AND REALLY. PUT THEM AWAY. IT'S OFFENSIVE TO FLAUNT NOT YOUR BODY.]

Forget it. This is going no where.

[ex_asynja827]

[You make no sense right now. NONE. But then our conversations go that way half the time so okay, cool.]

...Had I needed any more proof of your being different, I find that I have it now.

Are you not guardian of this realm?

[tordenen]

I am. And when you act, I will react. Like I said, I don't want to fight you so don't make me.

[Yeah. And don't forget it or something.]

[ex_asynja827]

Bother.

If you're so adamant, then. [Dusting imaginary dust off her skirt, now.] Do you like mead?

[tordenen]

I do.

[... Where is this going.]

[ex_asynja827]

Then you shall drink with me.

[...durr.]