voicetesting

[ex_asynja827]

If you could be so kind to clarify — for what reason are we here?

You've still quite a lot of reading to accomplish, don't you? Wasting both our time and efforts is highly annoying.

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[chaosgoddess]

Waiting from answer for creatures like Muns is like talking to an Hydra, dear. You get grunt noises at best, and your ass burned at worse.

[ex_asynja827]

One has to try every avenue, in the end. Sometimes it can be surprising.

[chaosgoddess]

More often than not they are laughable, which is at least entertaining.

[ex_asynja827]

Sometimes that's all they are for, sadly.

There's not much to do when you outlive mortality.

[chaosgoddess]

Yes.

You are telling me. What's your name?

[ex_asynja827]

You may call me Loki.

It's the name I've borne since the beginning.

[chaosgoddess]

Loki? from the Norse pantheon?

[ex_asynja827]

Pantheon, she says.

And you are of the Greek myths?

[chaosgoddess]

And here I was trying to be polite...

Myths...no, I’m very real I assure you.

[ex_asynja827]

Are we ever? And what brings you to this corner of the multiverse, I wonder?

[chaosgoddess]

We can try.

It's so boring in Tartarus and my earth this days, it never hurts to look around for some fun.

[ex_asynja827]

That consistent motivator, boredom. The things it could set a man to do. [Loki's maybe wistful, here.]

Funny that you should have little to do, on the other hand - is your pantheon not the, ah, more active with your thrill-seeking?

[chaosgoddess]

Oh, do share dear.

Also the one filled with more annoying family members. One can torture them so much until it gets boring...

[ex_asynja827]

Ever heard of the story about the theft of Brisingamen?

[It's one of his favorites, but good luck figuring out if it's true.]

I hear nearly all of your gods are related to each other in some shape or form. Is this true?

[chaosgoddess]

Not really, but I love stories about thieves.

[Still fun even if a lie.]

[Eris make as a face.]

Painfully true at that, Zeus can kept it in his chiton even if he tries.

[ex_asynja827]

Mm, in that case, let me tell you...

[Because like butt will his mun retell Húsdrápa in all its metric glory. Loki sees necklace on town bicycle, changes into a flea and steals it, then gets bullied into giving it back thanks to the town peeping tom. He's nice to his fellows, really.]

And goodness, that can't be easy on his wife.

Wives?

[chaosgoddess]

[Húsdrápa is awesome, even if my favorite one will always be Þrymskviða.]

[Eris laughs.]Ah, shapeshifters....we are a very special kinds of creatures.

Hera is always bitching about it, most of us don't listen to her anymore.