Homeless forever. Canon is "The New Adventures of Mega Man." Yes. THAT COMIC.

[madeinbrazil]

Sooo, mun.

Good to see you finally let me out of the bag!  Think it took you long enough? 

I mean, come on. Was it really any contest? With this handsome face, and this hot body to boot.

[X proceeds to flex, and quite vigorously, as though to show off this 'hot body' that he speaks of. Please. Someone. STOP HIM.]

I am called the "Greatest Robot" for a reason, you know. Not like that other one.  

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[oohmisterx]

[what

No, seriously.

WHAT?]

Are you being serious right now, Kiddo?

I'm not sorry.

[madeinbrazil]

[Oooh, a lady. Time to turn on the famous X charms!

He grins, sliiiiiiiiiiiiiding up to her.]

I'm always serious.

I promise you, babe. Spend enough time with me, and you'll be calling me anything but 'kiddo'.

[megabusters]

[Is that X?





....that sure looks like him alright.]

[madeinbrazil]

Hey, Rocky!

[...though wait, something's missing...

He blinks.]

Where's Roll?

Never be. |D

[oohmisterx]

[What the, is he actually flirting with her? The things her mun puts her through. There's a drawn out sigh, followed by a look of an annoyance.]

Sorry Kiddo, but it looks like you've got more growing up to do before you become half the man I'm even looking for.

[madeinbrazil]

[Ouuuuuch. That stings. Oh well. The hero always bounces back for more.]

I'm sure if you'd actually looked, you'd be singing a completely different tune right about now.

[megabusters]

[...Since when did X ever call him Rocky anyway? Not that it matters, but--]

Um, Roll's in my mun's headspace right now. Do you want to talk her?

[madeinbrazil]

[At this prospect he actually looks...extremely cheerful.]

Man, would I ever! You wouldn't believe the headspace my mun has; nothing but underage girls and guys, it's a total sausage fest up there!

[oohmisterx]

[Geez, X may not be a gentlemen, but at least he wasn't so... What is the word she is looking for even.]

I've gotten a good look at you already, Kiddo. You still haven't impressed me much.

[Playing hard to get? NEVER.]

*headdesk* This X I don't even

[madeinbrazil]

[Man, does this girl have bad taste in men or something? Maybe she's like Roll -- completely uninterested in any man ever. But at least she had the decency to get naked in front of him from time to time!]

So what does impress you, huh? What's it take to earn the favor of a lady such as yourself?

[megabusters]

[o......kay. Rock's not so sure how to respond to that.]

Well, um... it looks like Roll's on her way now.

[madeinbrazil]

Oh, man, what a relief!

[He pauses. Wait. Rocky looks a bit different...smaller, maybe.]

Hey, Rocky, you okay? You look a little different.

[And he's acting a lot nicer than usual. Huh.]

he's beautiful

[oohmisterx]

[Marty will take a moment to flip her hair, while giving X an one-over. He may be some kinda pompous weirdo, but he IS X. Or a X. He couldn't be all that bad, right?]

You're a little too late for that Kiddo. Someone else already won my favor. ...but you don't seem too bad. Even if you're a little loud.

[madeinbrazil]

[He's not bad. Just...just an egotistical pervert. Still, nice guy.]

Care to divulge the name? Or is that a lady's secret?

[...when did he take his helmet off I don't even. His hand flips through his hair, as though trying to be cool. But really, he looks like an idiot.]

Well, if you ever change your mind, gorgeous, I'm always available.

1/2

[megabusters]

[Rock will tilt his head a bit to one side.]

Different? How so?

2/2

[housecleans]

[And it didn't take long as Roll arrives at the scene. Psst. Hey X. You expect this Roll?

WELL T-O-O B-A-D. Have this girl waving at you right now.]

Hello! You said you wanted to talk to me?

1/3

[madeinbrazil]

Yeah, you--

2/3

[madeinbrazil]

3/3

[madeinbrazil]

Roll?!

Re: 3/3

[housecleans]

[She didn't expect X to react that way though.]

...You seem surprised. Is something wrong?

[madeinbrazil]

N-No...everything's fine.

[Oh for the love of--a kid?! Were both of these guys friggin' kids?! So he was the grown-up and was hoping for some nice grown-up eye candy...

Only to get a little girl.

...Somehow, he felt dirty.

Still, he smiles at her the best he can. Even if he's a pervert, he's not a *jerk*, after all.]

You just look...different from how I remember you.

[oohmisterx]

[She was about to respond until X took his helmet off. The X she knew NEVER did that. Clearly Marty had to get up close and personal and proceeds with feeling his hair. X HAS HAIR WHAT IS THIS MADNESS AKJFLSKALS]

[madeinbrazil]

[Whoah, what? Lady is now touching his hair, and...

Wait. Was it his sexy hair that got the ladies? Man, he should run around with his helmet off more often.]

...Is that a yes, or are you curious about my haircare secrets?

[oohmisterx]

Eh? No, I-

[Wow, his hair was actually nice to the touch. What WAS his secret but okay, no. Seeing X with his helmet off is completely surreal.]

...just never seen you without your helmet. Or "a" you.

[madeinbrazil]

"A" me?

[He blinks at her.

So that whiny version of himself who sat around crying in the corner rather than fighting...that was another version of himself, and not some terrible knockoff?!]