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[caresawholeawfullot]

Why are you bringing me out again? I... Kind of thought you forgot about me, really.

Think about it before you send me anywhere, okay?

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[truffulacide]

Don't give them too much leeway, or you might as well start thinking about changing your first name to "Door" and your last name to "Mat".

[caresawholeawfullot]

Hey, I'm not being a doormat.

[truffulacide]

If you had a middle name, I'm sure it'd be "Welcome".

[caresawholeawfullot]

You're just always in a bad mood, aren't you?

[truffulacide]

Right now? You got it backwards; I'm actually in a pretty good mood. It's all a matter of perspective, Tom.

[caresawholeawfullot]

...Ted.

[truffulacide]

Close enough.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Not really. Tom's not my name. Ted is.

[truffulacide]

Technically, it is. Both start with a T, both are three letters long, both are only one syllable...

Get my point?

[caresawholeawfullot]

But I wouldn't call you, like, the Ollie.

[truffulacide]

[. . .]

Ted. How does that even sound remotely - REMOTELY - similar?

[caresawholeawfullot]

Well...

It starts with an 'O' and has two syllables.

[truffulacide]

It sounds like something you'd name a cartoon duck.

[caresawholeawfullot]

That's Donald.

[Duh.]

[truffulacide]

- Or any other annoying, loud animal. As an authority on those, I should know best.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Yeah, about that.

Did it ever occur to you that they might have been less annoying and loud without all the sugar?

[truffulacide]

[he places his index fingers on his mouth and tilts his head to the side, thinking.] Well, gosh, I never even thought about that. Let's see...

Loud and annoying, or vicious and homicidal? [he gestures with each hand like he's weighing both options on a scale.] Loud, annoying...vicious, homicidal? Hmmmmmmmm...

[caresawholeawfullot]

Okay, I get it. Sheesh.

This is really you in a good mood?

[truffulacide]

Three quarters of one, yup. I could be in an even better mood if you had some marshmallows on you.

[caresawholeawfullot]

I'll bring some next time.

What are you in a good mood about?

[truffulacide]

And some hot chocolate. It'll be something to dip them in.

[he doesn't reply to that next question for a few minutes. when he does, it's accompanied by a shrug.]

No real reason, I guess. I never see you around all that much.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Okay, okay, and some hot chocolate. [A light chuckle.]

Oh, heh. That's cool. I mean, not that you don't see mes around. But that it put you in a good mood.

[truffulacide]

Does that sound really weird...? [he looks worried. don't leave, potential BFF, nooooooo.]

[caresawholeawfullot]

Not too weird, for you.

[truffulacide]

And what's THAT supposed to mean, Theodore? [he drags the last syllable out like sooooo.] 'cause, if I'm weird, that'd make you weird by association, too.