voice testing! canon is Puzzle Agent

[likeshisoffice]

 Wait, so some kind of move just happened? And that's why I'm here... wherever this is, right now?
I'm sorry, but I'm not really sure I understand what this is about. I don't think this how the FBI normally does transfers. That, and I'm pretty sure you're not even with the FBI.

... Oh, well, good to know I'm still with the Puzzle Research Division! To be honest, I... really don't think I'd be much help in any other department. I guess I'm also kind of distracted by how the Scoggins case wrapped up. I know they marked it closed, but we don't still don't know what happened to Isaac Davner, and--

... Wait, what about Glori?! ... AND The Hidden People?!
...
You're not going to tell me what's going on, are you?
Great.

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IT'S LIKE A TELLTALE PARTY UP IN HERE

[likeshisoffice]

Uh, yes. A very... very small department of the FBI. We solve crimes, issues, and problems relating to puzzles.

Um, not to seem rude, but why exactly are you dressed like a pirate?

THEY MAKE GOOD GAMES, MAN

[wit_is_mightier]

Puzzle-related crimes? How often does that happen?

That's because I am a pirate! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™.

SUCH GOOD GAMES, THE BEST GAMES

[likeshisoffice]

Well, as far as major ones, not that often. Normally it's pretty quiet. Though I actually got to be in the field recently, first time in years.

I... wasn't aware pirates still existed. At least not... that kind.
Uh, nice to meet you, Mr. Threepwood. I'm Special Agent Nelson Tethers.

[wit_is_mightier]

Was it a crossword thief?

Yeah, we're all over the Caribbean! No offense, but you don't really look like a swashbuckling man of the sea.. I'm guessing you just don't run into us often.
Nice to meet you, Agent Tethers! [He gives a small salute with his hook hand.]

[likeshisoffice]

No, something more... dangerous, unfortunately.

Oh, no, I've never been to the Caribbean. I don't get a lot of vacation time.
The pleasure is likewise, I'm sure. Is modern pirating actually that stable a career?

[wit_is_mightier]

Dangerous? Like what?

I wouldn't call it stable.. but you get the hang of it after a while.

[likeshisoffice]

Well, there were people being driven insane, maniacal gnomes, chainsaw-wielding waitresses, corrupt sheriffs... not to mention a conspiring cult.

I see. How did you come into your, uh, line of work?