homeless | character is genderswapAU!Ghirahim

[outforheroblood]

Being a little premature, don't you think? Just look at all those empty slots.

But I forget my manners. I'm honored! Such ravishing beauty... So fitting for someone of my station to have official portraits rendered in lovely detail!

And you already have a place in mind! Aren't you the best little writer. Just don't forget the artist part. The idea of being so well-regarded is making giggle in anticipation!

Just don't dawdle too long.

I'm not exactly...patient.

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[outforheroblood]

*oh really.*

What, you've never heard of me? Such a paragon of beauty and grace, quick and deadly? I'm appalled.

[cant_be_tamed]

...Nope.

[How mad does that make u Ghira-ham?]

[outforheroblood]

*well considering she's toying with him, not mad at all. In fact, she's kind of amused that she's getting away with it entirely!*

Oh, but I know you very well. Maybe in another lifetime...?

[cant_be_tamed]

[Well, thankfully, this wasn't delving into Creepytown...yet.]

Yeah? I kinda doubt that. [Even with reincarnation or this whole hero business, he's still gonna be a different person.]

[outforheroblood]

*Yet being the operative word here.*

Hah. You're right. What would be the chances of that?

*headtiiiiilt. Disappears.

SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.*

One in a million...

[cant_be_tamed]

[MOTHER OF NAYRU.

He doesn't care if she's a lady, he instantly elbows her in the stomach and pushes her away because damn, don't do that!]

[outforheroblood]

*She recovers quickly enough, stopping to catch her breath.*

How rude... Is that any way to treat a lady?

[cant_be_tamed]

...Call me crazy, but it doesn't look like you're hurting for some extra chivalry.

[Also she's like half a foot taller than him, what did she think was going to happen?]

[outforheroblood]

*she straightens up, giving him an amused smirk.* You would be right. *slowly circling him, musing to herself.*

Now what should I do with you, hm? So many options... And you aren't nearly as strong as the other one...

[cant_be_tamed]

...Wanna bet?

[The other one couldn't turn into a giant wolf, so that'll be a fun surprise for her.]

[outforheroblood]

Oooh, a challenge. Usually it's the other way around! How exciting.

*you don't have the Skyward Strike so there.*

Just for that, I won't break your limbs and leave you for dead.

[cant_be_tamed]

[He doesn't need the Skyward Strike so.

There.]

Pretty generous of you.

[outforheroblood]

Hehehe...I'd like to think I am very generous! After all, I let the...other you go twice already! Strange thing though, now he thinks he can chase after me and keep interfering. You really should talk to him about that. It's quite rude.