homeless | character is genderswapAU!Ghirahim

[outforheroblood]

Being a little premature, don't you think? Just look at all those empty slots.

But I forget my manners. I'm honored! Such ravishing beauty... So fitting for someone of my station to have official portraits rendered in lovely detail!

And you already have a place in mind! Aren't you the best little writer. Just don't forget the artist part. The idea of being so well-regarded is making giggle in anticipation!

Just don't dawdle too long.

I'm not exactly...patient.

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[slayerofgiants]

I hope you are put in a home soon.

[outforheroblood]

"Put"?

I'm not one to be "put" anywhere. The writer has a place in mind, nonetheless.

......

....So.

I hear you're good with a sword. Is that true?

[slayerofgiants]

[Confusedly]

Huh? Ah...I am not sure I would use the word "good".

[cant_be_tamed]

[Uh, well he...doesn't really know what to think about this lady, except about the interesting clothing....choices. She must really like diamonds or something!

So of course he'll remain silent, not thinking to ask where she's going.]

[outforheroblood]

Ah. Such a shame.

Oh well. At least you're not wearing...green. I hate that color.

[sky_child]

you seem different

[outforheroblood]

...well, well. If it isn't the knight in...green...armor.

[cant_be_tamed]

[Uh, does he know you, or...?]

Sorry...who are you?

[outforheroblood]

Is that so.





















*says the female voice being whispered into your ear. Oh god she's touching his shoulders (again???).*

Just how...different am I, hm?

[outforheroblood]

Oh, that's right. The writer warned me this would happen. How silly of me.

I am Lady Ghirahim.

[slayerofgiants]

What is wrong with green? It is the color of the forest!

[sky_child]

........................................

[ He really wishes he...she...weapon-sword-demon-thing would stop doing that.

He's gonna shove her off as always, even though he knows she'll find a way to appearify behind him YET AGAIN with that freaky tongue of hers. ]

[outforheroblood]

Let's just say I'm not the outdoors type.

[cant_be_tamed]

[Still...kind of a blank stare, sorry.]

Sorry, I never met any Ghirahims till now.

[outforheroblood]

*no appearifying this time, apparently. Just licks her lips. A bit different from the other him...her. Whatever. More...borderline erotic. Which just makes it so much worse./i>*

And here I was asking a simple question. How rude.

*yep, she's totally mocking him.*

[outforheroblood]

*oh really.*

What, you've never heard of me? Such a paragon of beauty and grace, quick and deadly? I'm appalled.

[cant_be_tamed]

...Nope.

[How mad does that make u Ghira-ham?]

[slayerofgiants]

I suppose it is not for everyone. May I ask why not?

[outforheroblood]

*well considering she's toying with him, not mad at all. In fact, she's kind of amused that she's getting away with it entirely!*

Oh, but I know you very well. Maybe in another lifetime...?

[outforheroblood]

The color reminds me of someone I absolutely despise.

*...she sounds way too cheery for just having said that.*

[cant_be_tamed]

[Well, thankfully, this wasn't delving into Creepytown...yet.]

Yeah? I kinda doubt that. [Even with reincarnation or this whole hero business, he's still gonna be a different person.]

[outforheroblood]

*Yet being the operative word here.*

Hah. You're right. What would be the chances of that?

*headtiiiiilt. Disappears.

SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.*

One in a million...

[cant_be_tamed]

[MOTHER OF NAYRU.

He doesn't care if she's a lady, he instantly elbows her in the stomach and pushes her away because damn, don't do that!]

[outforheroblood]

*She recovers quickly enough, stopping to catch her breath.*

How rude... Is that any way to treat a lady?

[sky_child]

[ He's not really in the mood to fight. Multiversal...apex...thing that this is, but. He's not sure telling her to back off is going to work.

Then again, fighting for his right to be left alone doesn't much work, either, does it? ]

...nevermind.

[ His hand is clenching, though. It's all too tempting to tell her to back off in the brutal way. ]