new muse testing! and on possibly sending him to R29

[heartbender]

Hey, Mun? Can I ask a really important question?

Why do you want to take me away from Pabu?! He's all alone in jail with Mako and Asami! Does the jail even have fire ferret cells? What if they put him in a cell with carnivores?!

[Only Bolin]

And sending me someplace with other cute animals won't work. They're not Pabu.

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[heartbender]

But if she takes me someplace, that's reality! Pabu will be all alone!

[chittybang]

... But the show itself must go on! You'll still have each other, really, just not while you're in this game. Who knows, maybe you'll actually end up liking the other cute animals.

[heartbender]

But they're not Pabu! And...and you guys aren't there either!

[chittybang]

I'm sure once other muns see you there, they'll want to bring in muses from our cast, too.

[heartbender]

She says that Korra's already there, and Master Katara before she was Master Katara. And I don't know about you, but that right there sounds a little on the 'freaky' side.

[chittybang]

Maybe a little, but it's also a great opportunity to meet her while she's young! Think of all the stories you could be a part of with her.

[heartbender]

Stories, huh...

[Think, Think...]

But she's already saved the world!

[chittybang]

Not this world. And I think you'll have a lot of fun with Korra there as well.

[heartbender]

I dunno, Asami. I mean, have you seen some of those Pokeymen? They're freaky.

[chittybang]

Oh? No, I can't say I have... What are they?

[heartbender]

They have trash animals! And ones that look like candles!

[chittybang]

[ She chuckles. ] Really? That sounds... interesting! Didn't you say there were cute animals, too?

[heartbender]

Well, yeah, but still! Trash animals, Asami. Trash. Animals.

[chittybang]

What can I do to make you feel better, Bolin?

[heartbender]

[Sniff sniff]

...can I have a hug?

[chittybang]

Sure, I think I can do that.

[ She puts her arms around his shoulders and pats his back. There, there, Bolin! ]

[heartbender]

[He clings to her]

Best girlfriend in law.

[chittybang]

[ FFJKSL THAT WARMS HER HEART but she gives her shoulders a polite, thankful shrug, before unwrapping her arms and pulling a handkerchief from her jacket. She gestures to her own nose. ]

Here, you're... [ DRIPPING ]

[heartbender]

Oh, thanks.

[He takes the hanky and blows.

Loudly]

[chittybang]

[ She'll just pretend not to notice the loud honking! ]

Do you feel better?

[heartbender]

A little.

[Sniff sniff]

D'you want this back?

[chittybang]

You can keep it.

[heartbender]

Okay.

[Sniff sniff and into his pocket it goes]

I told you you're awesome, right?

[chittybang]

No, Bolin. You're awesome!

[ cheesy pep talks are a go ]

[heartbender]

We're both awesome.