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[notsolittlenow]

You are a vile woman for deciding to send me there.

Do not expect me to 'behave myself'.

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[immortal_phoenix]

[Eyes narrowed.]

What is the matter with you? I've not seen such sickness before... not even Guo Huai looked quite as sickly as you...

[notsolittlenow]

I'm an elf.

[Seriously, the ears should be a dead giveaway.]

[immortal_phoenix]

[And narrowed eyes are a go.]

...what is an elf?

[notsolittlenow]

Not a human or a dwarf.

[immortal_phoenix]

So you are a demon of some sort?

[notsolittlenow]

No.

I have nothing to do with demons.

[immortal_phoenix]

If you are no man, you are either a beast, or demon.

Which are you?

[notsolittlenow]

I told you.

[immortal_phoenix]

[Said with a low growl.]

As it appears you've been branded, I'm going to assume beast.

[notsolittlenow]

A beast would have killed you by now.

[Tread carefully, he can pull your brain right out of your skull.]

[immortal_phoenix]

No, not even the tigers of Nanzhong are stupid enough to attack the mighty Lu Bu.

[...If he can catch him. Despite his armor and size, Lu is pretty agile.]

[notsolittlenow]

I've never heard of you.

[Agility doesn't help when the guy after you can phase through solid objects like a ghost.]