Headed to towerofanimus

[notsolittlenow]

You are a vile woman for deciding to send me there.

Do not expect me to 'behave myself'.

Comments

[electricitytrick]

I can't say I know anything about what that tower is, but being sent against my will to towers in general just doesn't sit right with me. I don't suppose you can get out of it, can you?

[battlemaged]

At least you aren't alone?

[notsolittlenow]

We agree, for once.

[It was bound to happen eventually, even stopped clocks are right twice a day.]

She apparently wants me to meet an elf named Legolas.

[notsolittlenow]

That depends on your definition of 'alone', Hawke.

[battlemaged]

We're in the same predicament, is what I meant.

[electricitytrick]

For once? Are you confusing me for someone else? I'm fairly certain I've never met you before in my life.

[daughterofnayru]

Do you believe being abrasive would help your predicament?

[notsolittlenow]

You're going to be wearing a collar in a tower full of madmen who enjoy experimenting on people?

[battlemaged]

Presumably.

[notsolittlenow]

That demon finally eat your brain?

[electricitytrick]

Demon? Now I know you're confused. Listen, I don't know who it is that you've been talking to, but the last thing I have anything to do with is demons. At least not unless we're killing them.

[immortal_phoenix]

[Eyes narrowed.]

What is the matter with you? I've not seen such sickness before... not even Guo Huai looked quite as sickly as you...

[notsolittlenow]

...

Brilliant.

[notsolittlenow]

Wonderful.

[notsolittlenow]

I'm not going to make it easy for them.

[battlemaged]

Don't knock me over with enthusiasm, elf.

[notsolittlenow]

I'm an elf.

[Seriously, the ears should be a dead giveaway.]

[notsolittlenow]

I could use an axe if you'd prefer.

[battlemaged]

...really, Fenris?

What'd Anders do now?

[immortal_phoenix]

[And narrowed eyes are a go.]

...what is an elf?

[notsolittlenow]

[Fenris used HUMOR. It didn't seem to affect the Wild Hawke.]

When isn't he doing something I think is idiotic?

[electricitytrick]

There's no need to be like that about it! I thought people generally approved of mages who didn't like demons?

[electricitytrick]

Hey, what have I got to do with any of this? I don't even know you people and you're talking about me behind my back.

[notsolittlenow]

Not a human or a dwarf.

[notsolittlenow]

I don't approve of mages at all.