Voice test; contemplating a place.

[hideouslynew]

You're trying this again? Don't you ever learn to give up? It isn't as if you've ever been able to actually make me do anything before!

Besides, I won't stand for it! I'm not about to be turned into a human for your pathetic amusement! I might not be an Invader, but I still have my pride!

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[hideouslynew]

That's why I'm here in the first place! I'm... competent. Which is nice to hear, even if it is coming from a disgusting human.

[wacky_taco]

I would take offense but I find the human body just as repulsive as you do.

[hideouslynew]

Well, that's refreshing. A human who actually hates humans.

[wacky_taco]

Really there are only two humans I'd rather be alive and content. Other than that I wouldn't mind killing the rest with whatever is handy.

[hideouslynew]

Well, if it's all the same to you, I'd like to exterminate you all! Nothing personal.

[wacky_taco]

I get it universal conquest and all that. Though funny thing about me, I can't die. I tried.

[hideouslynew]

Everything dies. Nothing is invincible.

[wacky_taco]

It's not that I'm invincible. I just can't die. Seriously, just try it. I won't even move.

[hideouslynew]

Well. If you insist.

[She's just gonna whip out her PAK legs and unleash a barrage of weapons fire.]

[wacky_taco]

[Welcome Tak, to the wonderful world of having the aim of a stormtrooper. Not a single shot hit him even though he stood in the exact same place. Somehow the conditions were always wrong to hit him.]

[hideouslynew]

[How irritating!]

...that isn't right.

[wacky_taco]

Welcome to my life.