Voice test; contemplating a place.

[hideouslynew]

You're trying this again? Don't you ever learn to give up? It isn't as if you've ever been able to actually make me do anything before!

Besides, I won't stand for it! I'm not about to be turned into a human for your pathetic amusement! I might not be an Invader, but I still have my pride!

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[wacky_taco]

Oh hey, one of my artist-siblings is here. Hello.

[hideouslynew]

I suppose we are related, aren't we?

How disgusting.

[wacky_taco]

I don't think it's so bad.

Really I don't think the Irken race is all that fantastic but a conquering race of aliens is what plenty of people deserve.

[hideouslynew]

Well, we did manage to produce Zim somehow, so you might have a point.

[wacky_taco]

And your entire social class is based on who is tallest. I mean I'd figure an invading race like you guys would be based on strength or cunning.

[hideouslynew]

Considering where "cunning" and "strength" have taken your species, I'm not sure it would really be an improvement.

[wacky_taco]

What you see out there isn't cunning and strength. It's sickening stupidity and supremacy by how someone can manipulate the stupid masses.

[hideouslynew]

That's the point. Your whole species is nothing but blind, stupid, idiots!

[Deep breaths, Tak. Deep breaths.]

They didn't even notice when I converted a vending stand into a doomsday weapon!

[wacky_taco]

I'm aware of the stupidity I'm surrounded by. There are a few beacons of intelligence but not many.

[hideouslynew]

You and I both seem to be constantly surrounded by total morons.

[wacky_taco]

Maybe that's supposed to be our theme or appeal or something? Intelligent people or Irken in your case mainly surrounded by morons?

[hideouslynew]

That's why I'm here in the first place! I'm... competent. Which is nice to hear, even if it is coming from a disgusting human.

[wacky_taco]

I would take offense but I find the human body just as repulsive as you do.

[hideouslynew]

Well, that's refreshing. A human who actually hates humans.

[wacky_taco]

Really there are only two humans I'd rather be alive and content. Other than that I wouldn't mind killing the rest with whatever is handy.

[hideouslynew]

Well, if it's all the same to you, I'd like to exterminate you all! Nothing personal.

[wacky_taco]

I get it universal conquest and all that. Though funny thing about me, I can't die. I tried.

[hideouslynew]

Everything dies. Nothing is invincible.

[wacky_taco]

It's not that I'm invincible. I just can't die. Seriously, just try it. I won't even move.

[hideouslynew]

Well. If you insist.

[She's just gonna whip out her PAK legs and unleash a barrage of weapons fire.]

[wacky_taco]

[Welcome Tak, to the wonderful world of having the aim of a stormtrooper. Not a single shot hit him even though he stood in the exact same place. Somehow the conditions were always wrong to hit him.]

[hideouslynew]

[How irritating!]

...that isn't right.

[wacky_taco]

Welcome to my life.