Mun argues with self; muses in question just stare

[loveisabattlefield]

Well...yes, it must be a difficult decision for you. They both certainly have their benefits, but I don't think it's something you have to beat yourself up about, mundane. I'm sorry it can only be one option or the other, but life is filled with difficult decisions. Maybe I can help you decide who to send?

(...)

Okay then! First is aunt Celestia. I'm sure everypony will be glad to see her there, especially aunt Luna...mentor-types? Well, I don't know if the castle needs anypony like that, but she would definitely be a great choice!

The other...oh, me? Well, I would love to see everpony again, especially Twilight and Shining. I don't know if I have as much to offer as aunt Celestia, though...

...why does it have an entry fee if you can't go willingly? Well if must be done, then cutie marks aren't too terrible of a loss...take my what?! No, you can't do that! Please don't do that! It defeats the purpose of sending me there! Besides, that's...that's too cruel for me to endure!

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[shine_on_armor]

It might be nice to have wings... you could teach me how to fly!

[loveisabattlefield]

The day we could even share the skies...oh, how wonderful it would be!

[shine_on_armor]

[Totally not thinking about having sky-sex.]

Yeah, it'd be great!

[loveisabattlefield]

(Be very thankful Cadence can't read minds.)

And everyone will be able to watch as our love takes flight!

[shine_on_armor]

[Oh, come on. She's thinking it, too.]

Heh. They already saw that at the wedding.

[loveisabattlefield]

(Shhhhh, no one else has to know...)

Everyone in Ponyville did. There's an entirely new audience at Luceti who has yet to learn of the marriage of Princess Cadence and Sir Shining Armor~

[shine_on_armor]

Well, hopefully my mun will let us teach them~

[loveisabattlefield]

I hope so, too.

[shine_on_armor]

And then we can have flying s--

Er. Sandwiches.

[loveisabattlefield]

(Wat. Just...what.)

Flying...sandwiches?

[shine_on_armor]

[Nope. He didn't just almost have a Freudian slip. He wasn't talking about sky-sex at all. Makin' love up amongst the clouds and the birds and whatnot. Nope.]

[loveisabattlefield]

(Might want to fess up to it while you still can, Shining. Cadence is giving you the stare. Not Fluttershy's stare, but the stare a wife is allowed to give her husband when she's trying to figure out what he's thinking.)

[shine_on_armor]

[Is there really any need to confess? The look in his eyes says it all.]

[loveisabattlefield]

(Well fine, be that way! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!

...

...okay, now there's no need to confess. And Cadence giggles a little once that's done with.)

...maybe I'll surprise you one day. Clouds are very comfortable, after all.

[shine_on_armor]

[Shining chuckles.]

Can't blame a guy for dreaming, right?

I could not resist.

[friendyousohard]

... Okay, Shining? Dear, dear brother? When I find you painfully obvious, that's a sign that you're doing something wrong.

Also, thanks for the mental images. Thank you so much.

Re: I could not resist.

[shine_on_armor]

TWILY!

We were talking about, er... grown up stuff!

[friendyousohard]

[Completely flat expression.] I'm twenty.

[shine_on_armor]

Heh.

Really? You look so youthful! Are you doing something with your mane?

[friendyousohard]

Well Rarity does occasionally drag me along to the spa- Not the point! This is a public community here! Anypony can come by and see what you're saying! You do realize that, don't you?

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, you go to a spa? You've really come out of your shell! I'm so proud!

When all else fails, it's the husband's fault.

[loveisabattlefield]

Twilight! Oh, umm...uhh...

(Well crap, this is very very bad. Uhh...

Well, he is the one with the wandering mind.

[friendyousohard]

I'm amazed you're putting up with this, Cadence. Please tell me he's not usually this bad.

Yeah, that's true.

[loveisabattlefield]

He's not! He just gets...imaginative, sometimes. But he's a gentleman all other times!

(Oh man oh man, this is not something to talk about with Twilight...)

[friendyousohard]

[She sighs.]

Well, if you say so. You know that side of him more than I do, and frankly I'd like to keep it that way.