mun has feels about the season 2 finale; no spoilers i don't think?

[slayedaking]

I'm not dead. You can plainly see I'm right here.

Don't even consider what you're considering. Whatever is happening on that...television device, clearly has little to do with me. What is the phrase you're so fond of? Get over yourself. Seems fitting.

I'm well aware that you only found the books through the show. But you love those books, Mother knows why, and to allow a pair of glorified court ladies to ruin that, and me, seems patently ridiculous. Even if you often give me cause to wish you would forget me. It's hard to believe I'm about to say this, but you're far less interesting wallowing in "feels" and someone "making you ship it." They can't make you do anything, girl.

Yes, court ladies. Do you think they've written the songs they so often sing?

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[cantcurecunts]

Got some trouble, there?

[slayedaking]

Only the wailing of women.

[cantcurecunts]

I find a gag helps.

[slayedaking]

[That startles a smile out of him. Yes, Jaime would like Bronn for basically the same reasons Tyrion likes him.] Alas, she does her wailing with written words. Perhaps if I tied her hands.

[cantcurecunts]

Could do that. 'course, that might damage the goods.

[Everyone likes Bronn, Jaime, what're you talking about?]

[slayedaking]

I've little care for whether this one gets damaged, so I've yet to see a downside.

[cantcurecunts]

Yeah, well, you high-born lads can afford ten to the dozen. Men like me take 'em as they come.

[...Is he...?]

[slayedaking]

Even you wouldn't want this one. Trust me. [mun is starting to get offended you little bitches]

[cantcurecunts]

Hey, any hole's a goal. Especially if I don't have to pay for it.

[Mun is terrified of what he's typing.]

[slayedaking]

...

I'd make further comment, but she enjoys making me miserable in a good mood. I shudder to think, if she were angry.

[cantcurecunts]

A firey one, huh? I thought it'd take one like you to tame you, Kingslayer.

[slayedaking]

[That thrice-damned name. But the chafe doesn't show.]

I'd hardly call myself tamed.

Besides, the Kingsguard are celibate, are we not?

[cantcurecunts]

[A snort at that. That is all.]

[slayedaking]

[Okay, he can respect that. He smirks in turn.]

[cantcurecunts]

I'll agree that the kingsguard has the best excuse in all seven kingdoms. Someone accuses you of putting a bastard in a whores belly? You've got that white shield t'protect ya.

[slayedaking]

Indeed we do. [And Jaime is looking pretty damn pleased with himself about that fact.]

[cantcurecunts]

[A chuckle there.]

Y'know, I like you Lannisters. You've got gold and a sense of humour.

[slayedaking]

I'm sure my little brother would be gratified to hear you say so.

[cantcurecunts]

I'm sure the dwarf knows how much I appreciate his coin-purse.

[slayedaking]

Then you are but another of his whores? He does seem to have his best luck with them. [That one time doesn't count. She wasn't really a whore, after all.]

[cantcurecunts]

Well, I do know how to handle a sword.

[He'll take all the puns you want, Jaime. Tyrion pays a premium.]