canon is Katamari Damacy. the Prince is getting humanized

[hardworkingprince]

Dear Mundane,

Me, human? Really? Are you sure?

I guess it is true that not all problems can be solved by katamari.

That would mean being 5cm tall would make things difficult...

All right, then. I suppose you do know best.

This time, anyway.

♥,
the Prince

Comments

[gorgonfondness]

You have Miss Mun irrationally wishing for Christmas so that she can make another Katamari diorama. It seems that's the only time of year she can find the candies she wants for it.

In part because she can't remember if her spice drop sculpture representing you was "true to life". It was so small!

[hardworkingprince]

My father says that irrational wishes make the world go 'round. I have yet to see conclusive evidence of this.

Perhaps normally I am so small, but it is strange to be bigger than that! That's the most odd thing about this situation, if you ask me.

[gorgonfondness]

Your father may have a point. I suppose, if that were the case, she should wish harder so that the world might go 'round faster and she'll arrive at Christmas faster.

I have done the opposite before. There was an event in my game a couple of years ago and I chose to become a small robot. It was difficult to get around, even with help.

[hardworkingprince]

The question is, would all the people know it is Christmas? I am sure they would all be more concerned with the fact the world spun faster! Imagine all the buildings falling down.

Being little can be hard, but it isn't that bad! You see things in a different way than everyone around you.

[gorgonfondness]

Miss Mun says she's seen Christmas commercials in every month of the year before. She's not sure anyone knows when Christmas is anymore, worldwide catastrophe or not.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I really liked it! And it was kind of funny being such a tiny robot since my husband got turned into a really BIG robot.

[hardworkingprince]

Humans sure are strange. [Prince may or may not make a note in his book about Christmas commericals.]

What was it like to be a robot? Robots do not have hearts that pump blood, and their brains are computer chips.

[gorgonfondness]

Earth humans are even stranger. [She's sometimes not sure why she married one.]

Everything looked different. It was like information came to me differently. Things were measured and precise.

Or that's what I remember. A few years and a couple of babies have come up in the meantime.

[quiltrap]

They always do think they know best, dear. I think only you can know what will really make you happy.

[hardworkingprince]

I think that as long as I can go back to normal, I will be happy with this. Being human will be interesting! I will finally be the right size to try out all the human things.

[quiltrap]

Well, in my experience human things can be overrated, but as long as you are going to be happy.

I suppose new experiences are something to look forward too at your age.

[hardworkingprince]

Maybe human things are overrated, but I have not done any of them before.

Are new experiences less exciting when you get older? That sounds sad, and a little boring. What do you do?

[quiltrap]

Well, when you get older new experiences don't often have the happy endings they did when you are young.

I... [...what did she do now? her purpose was done...what was there for her to do.] ...I have spent years working to protect my family. [she'll just leave her at that]

[hardworkingprince]

Maybe it is because when you are young you try all the fun things first. Then, when you are older, the only things to try are the unfun sort. I will make sure to try an even mix! That way I will not be bored or sad when I get older.

That is a noble cause. [nodnod]

[emergencymedic]

Having been reduced to that size once, I can indeed confirm it is much more convenient to of a proper size. Though that was the result of a blunder of pure incompetence on behalf of my crew, in the first place.

[hardworkingprince]

Being small is only inconvenient when everything around you is overbig.

[emergencymedic]

I find most species are remarkably able to adapt to new situations. It is quite fascinating really.

You should look at this as an opportunity, to...explore a new frontier as it were.

[hardworkingprince]

That is the plan, yes! Being human-sized will be interesting.

[emergencymedic]

You should try some of the human hobbies. They are quite stimulating. I remember when my program was first expanded to include hobbies, and there are just no words to describe your first explorations into such activities.

[hardworkingprince]

[The Prince is getting all excited now.] Do you have any suggestions on what to try first?

[draculabackwards]

*If the dhampir is understanding this correctly...*

You were once that diminutive of stature?

[hardworkingprince]

Yes! 5cm is my normal height.

[draculabackwards]

Really.

Well. Things must seem so different for you now.

[hardworkingprince]

Very different! But it is a good kind of different. I like new things! They are very exciting.

[rocket_james]

I feel like I've seen you before somewhere. [Wasn't he with the twerps? A Gym leader in Unova?]

sorry I'm so late!

[hardworkingprince]

Really? I do not know you.

Have you maybe seen the katamari rolling about?