canon is Katamari Damacy. the Prince is getting humanized

[hardworkingprince]

Dear Mundane,

Me, human? Really? Are you sure?

I guess it is true that not all problems can be solved by katamari.

That would mean being 5cm tall would make things difficult...

All right, then. I suppose you do know best.

This time, anyway.

♥,
the Prince

Comments

[gorgonfondness]

You have Miss Mun irrationally wishing for Christmas so that she can make another Katamari diorama. It seems that's the only time of year she can find the candies she wants for it.

In part because she can't remember if her spice drop sculpture representing you was "true to life". It was so small!

[quiltrap]

They always do think they know best, dear. I think only you can know what will really make you happy.

[hardworkingprince]

My father says that irrational wishes make the world go 'round. I have yet to see conclusive evidence of this.

Perhaps normally I am so small, but it is strange to be bigger than that! That's the most odd thing about this situation, if you ask me.

[hardworkingprince]

I think that as long as I can go back to normal, I will be happy with this. Being human will be interesting! I will finally be the right size to try out all the human things.

[gorgonfondness]

Your father may have a point. I suppose, if that were the case, she should wish harder so that the world might go 'round faster and she'll arrive at Christmas faster.

I have done the opposite before. There was an event in my game a couple of years ago and I chose to become a small robot. It was difficult to get around, even with help.

[emergencymedic]

Having been reduced to that size once, I can indeed confirm it is much more convenient to of a proper size. Though that was the result of a blunder of pure incompetence on behalf of my crew, in the first place.

[hardworkingprince]

The question is, would all the people know it is Christmas? I am sure they would all be more concerned with the fact the world spun faster! Imagine all the buildings falling down.

Being little can be hard, but it isn't that bad! You see things in a different way than everyone around you.

[hardworkingprince]

Being small is only inconvenient when everything around you is overbig.

[quiltrap]

Well, in my experience human things can be overrated, but as long as you are going to be happy.

I suppose new experiences are something to look forward too at your age.

[hardworkingprince]

Maybe human things are overrated, but I have not done any of them before.

Are new experiences less exciting when you get older? That sounds sad, and a little boring. What do you do?

[gorgonfondness]

Miss Mun says she's seen Christmas commercials in every month of the year before. She's not sure anyone knows when Christmas is anymore, worldwide catastrophe or not.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I really liked it! And it was kind of funny being such a tiny robot since my husband got turned into a really BIG robot.

[emergencymedic]

I find most species are remarkably able to adapt to new situations. It is quite fascinating really.

You should look at this as an opportunity, to...explore a new frontier as it were.

[hardworkingprince]

Humans sure are strange. [Prince may or may not make a note in his book about Christmas commericals.]

What was it like to be a robot? Robots do not have hearts that pump blood, and their brains are computer chips.

[hardworkingprince]

That is the plan, yes! Being human-sized will be interesting.

[quiltrap]

Well, when you get older new experiences don't often have the happy endings they did when you are young.

I... [...what did she do now? her purpose was done...what was there for her to do.] ...I have spent years working to protect my family. [she'll just leave her at that]

[gorgonfondness]

Earth humans are even stranger. [She's sometimes not sure why she married one.]

Everything looked different. It was like information came to me differently. Things were measured and precise.

Or that's what I remember. A few years and a couple of babies have come up in the meantime.

[draculabackwards]

*If the dhampir is understanding this correctly...*

You were once that diminutive of stature?

[emergencymedic]

You should try some of the human hobbies. They are quite stimulating. I remember when my program was first expanded to include hobbies, and there are just no words to describe your first explorations into such activities.

[hardworkingprince]

Yes! 5cm is my normal height.

[hardworkingprince]

Maybe it is because when you are young you try all the fun things first. Then, when you are older, the only things to try are the unfun sort. I will make sure to try an even mix! That way I will not be bored or sad when I get older.

That is a noble cause. [nodnod]

[hardworkingprince]

I think I would like to try being a robot, even if just for a time. It would be very interesting!

Some day I know I will have children, too. They will be princes and princesses to take my throne in the future. But that is a long time away. I am not even king yet.

[hardworkingprince]

[The Prince is getting all excited now.] Do you have any suggestions on what to try first?

[gorgonfondness]

I would like to do it again myself. I couldn't this year because I was waiting for my child to be born.

That's a funny thing to think about. To me, anyway. My husband thinks of me like a queen, so I guess that would make our sons princes.

I think he just likes the idea of being a king.

[hardworkingprince]

That is very romantic. And also arrogant! But everyone is allowed some ego. It gives color to their face.

But I really am a prince. I am the Prince of All Cosmos, and my parents are the King and the Queen of All Cosmos.

[gorgonfondness]

You've hit the nail on the head about my husband.

Should I have bowed? [She doesn't want to offend! :o]

My own position is far more humble than yours. I only oversee a small city-state. But I did inherit the title from my mother, as she did from hers and so on throughout the Ausa dynasty.