of Dragon Age II and how Fenfen hates his mun

[broody_elf]

I do not want to talk to him. He annoys me. I will not talk to him. Why is it that you insist upon inflicting him upon me. No I do not want to know what "slash" is.

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[thedidances]

Don't protest. They take that as encouragement.

[broody_elf]

I've heard such things before. I shouldn't be shocked.

[thedidances]

So far as I can tell, they either feed on discomfort as some sort of psychic sustenance, or actually think that causing discomfort is a form of affection. Either way, I think you're basically doomed the moment one takes an interest in you.

[broody_elf]

...she's a vampire? Hardly fitting for her personality, but I'm not surprised.

[thedidances]

I couldn't say, but I wouldn't be surprised.

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh don't be so fussy kitten, it just makes you look more cute.

[broody_elf]

Hello again, I believe that we already discussed the fact that I have have a name.

[daughters_of_janus]

[She rolls her eyes.]

Alright Fenris. Nice to see you again too but my comment still stand that you look cute when you're fussy like this.

[broody_elf]

Do you have any idea what the word "cute" means?

Now she's just enjoying teasing him xD

[daughters_of_janus]

Of course I do, and it's a word that describes you. Broody and adorable also describe you.

[septim]

Is this about Anders?

[broody_elf]

...how did you know that?

[septim]

You match the descriptions of a mer with strange tattoos who he keeps talking about. [ Ask Martin about the glowing praise you get, Fenris. ]

[broody_elf]

...I do not even want to know what that idiot has said.

[septim]

It wouldn't be polite to repeat them. I've said too much already.

[idkfusrodahdova]

It is probably for the best that you do not know what it is.

[broody_elf]

... elves are not known for our ability to ignore curiosity.

[idkfusrodahdova]

I thought they were better known to be stuck up snobs, the high elves anyway.

[broody_elf]

Perhaps you've met the Dalish then?

[bladeofgold]

Do they wish you to kill him with an attack of your blade?

[broody_elf]

I doubt that it would be that simple.

[questionablewit]

Slash, hmm? You know what that is. Remember that time Isabela wrote friend-fiction about Anders and Sebastian?

He's going to have nightmares, Hawke.

[broody_elf]

...oh Maker no.

That was the idea!

[questionablewit]

I'm afraid so. And in my experience once muns become interested in this slash business, there's no dissuading them.

I'd offer to take care of her for you, but unfortunately it doesn't seem to work with muns. Pity.

[broody_elf]

...is that what you and Isabella were giggling about?