of Dragon Age II and how Fenfen hates his mun

[broody_elf]

I do not want to talk to him. He annoys me. I will not talk to him. Why is it that you insist upon inflicting him upon me. No I do not want to know what "slash" is.

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[thedidances]

Don't protest. They take that as encouragement.

[broody_elf]

I've heard such things before. I shouldn't be shocked.

[thedidances]

So far as I can tell, they either feed on discomfort as some sort of psychic sustenance, or actually think that causing discomfort is a form of affection. Either way, I think you're basically doomed the moment one takes an interest in you.

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh don't be so fussy kitten, it just makes you look more cute.

[broody_elf]

Hello again, I believe that we already discussed the fact that I have have a name.

[daughters_of_janus]

[She rolls her eyes.]

Alright Fenris. Nice to see you again too but my comment still stand that you look cute when you're fussy like this.

[septim]

Is this about Anders?

[idkfusrodahdova]

It is probably for the best that you do not know what it is.

[broody_elf]

... elves are not known for our ability to ignore curiosity.

[broody_elf]

...how did you know that?

[broody_elf]

Do you have any idea what the word "cute" means?

[broody_elf]

...she's a vampire? Hardly fitting for her personality, but I'm not surprised.

[septim]

You match the descriptions of a mer with strange tattoos who he keeps talking about. [ Ask Martin about the glowing praise you get, Fenris. ]

[thedidances]

I couldn't say, but I wouldn't be surprised.

[broody_elf]

...I do not even want to know what that idiot has said.

Now she's just enjoying teasing him xD

[daughters_of_janus]

Of course I do, and it's a word that describes you. Broody and adorable also describe you.

[broody_elf]

So being uncooperative is unlikely to net me being left alone at all.

[septim]

It wouldn't be polite to repeat them. I've said too much already.

[thedidances]

The only way I've ever heard of to be left alone is to be completely uninteresting. Of course, the moment you try to have an uninteresting day is usually the moment they decide to drop an alien ship on you or start a war or have some sort of squamous elder thing crawl up from the depths of whatever body of water happens to be convenient.

[broody_elf]

.... this bodes well. [flattest expression ever]

He really "loves" the attention

[broody_elf]

Jeanette, I do not brood. I am slightly cranky at the moment, but not brooding. Nor am I cute.

[broody_elf]

Oh trust me, I'm hardly shocked that the annoying mage does not have pleasant things to say about me.

Haha

[daughters_of_janus]

I suppose you're not really being broody just this second. Also I will always think you're cute.

[She pauses for a moment looking at his other conversations.]

By the way slash refers to romantic pairings. So in this case I think your mun is talking about you and that mage with the red hair who likes cats.

[idkfusrodahdova]

I thought they were better known to be stuck up snobs, the high elves anyway.

I do not have an icon appropriate for his sheer utter terror

[broody_elf]

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no.