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[speaks_dirty]

 So you're bringin' me back, huh? About damn time, you resisted long enough! You can't avoid playing a Turk when you're surrounded by people who play other Turks. Ya didn't do too badly though, lasted long enough that I might have to respect you a little.

Haha, really lookin' forward to seein' Gun's little sister. After the fiasco in our last game, what, two years ago? This is definitely gonna cause some trouble. Just relax, finish what you're doin' and have your friends look it over. It'll be fine.

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[midgarhorizon]

I knew you couldn't resist my charms, babe.

[speaks_dirty]

Oh yeah, Reno, you were the icing on the cake for me comin' there.

[midgarhorizon]

Oh, yeah? Careful, babe, my ego might burst.

[speaks_dirty]

As many years as you've been a Turk, it should have burst already. Shouldn't it have?

[midgarhorizon]

Nah, there's always someone around to knock it down. Mostly Rude.

[speaks_dirty]

Well, at least someone can keep it as acceptable levels.

[sacred_flamer]

Hunh? Turk?

Who the heck names themselves after a bird?

[speaks_dirty]

I didn't name us. I was just hired as one. Go ask Tseng or Veld about that.

[sacred_flamer]

Oh... well it still sounds stupid. Why would you join something like that?

[speaks_dirty]

Because it's a lot better than just waiting for someone to hire a mercenary. And ShinRa employees were paid pretty damn well.

[sacred_flamer]

Yeah, but... still! I wouldn't want to go around saying I was a turkey!

[speaks_dirty]

[Blank look. There be no such thing as a turkey on Gaia.]

And why would we call ourselves that?

[materiahunter]

Another Turk? Man...

[speaks_dirty]

You'd be surprised at just how many of us there are.

[materiahunter]

Feh. One is one too many.

[midgarhorizon]

Hope you're enjoyin' that there's two of me over there, kiddo.

[materiahunter]

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THERE'S TWO OF YOU!?

[midgarhorizon]

Haven't met him yet?

[speaks_dirty]

Guess you wouldn't want to know that there are a total of 16 of us, retired and otherwise, huh?

[materiahunter]

....WHAT?

[onemoredeath]

A Turk are you? What do you do besides wear such sad suits?

[speaks_dirty]

Hey, these suits are pretty comfy, ya know. And easy to fight in.

We're ShinRa's elite, handling any jobs that can't be handled by anyone else. We also act as security for the president.

[onemoredeath]

So are mine if I need to.

I see. So you are bodyguards and dirty dealers?

[speaks_dirty]

We have to look professional as well.

We're not dirty dealers.

[onemoredeath]

Of course. I too have to look professional.

Ah?