Unintentionally stumbled upon some NSFW fanart.

[quickly]

UH, NO.

Listen up here. I know you didn't mean t'stumble upon those pictures but you coulda just closed the window and moved on with yer life instead'a starin' at 'em! I hope you don't think I'm gonna let ya put me somewhere funny and get me t'do those kindsa things, 'specially with another dude 'cause I ain't doin' it. No way.

No.

Freakin'.

Way.

Got it?

'Snot like yer gonna find another Scout dat wantsta do anythin' of the sort anyway, weirdo.

Now 'scuse me while I ralph, geezus.

Comments

[pocketsurgeon]

I do nicht bozer you ven you are drinking zat radioactive soda.

[quickly]

Ain't my fault you don't care about the best drink ever.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vould you like to see ze x-rays of vat zat ist doing to your internal organs?

[quickly]

It's makin 'em glow neat colors, right?

[pocketsurgeon]

Actually ja. Vich you should be more vorried about. None of you ist supposed to glow.

[quickly]

Why not? I think it sounds pretty cool.

I mean, hell, if it's real dark out maybe my guts'll glow hard enough t'be a flashlight.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zat vould mean you are radioactive und your insides vould melt and you'd die.

Zat ist not a good zing by ze vay.

[quickly]

Or I'd be a superhero.

I like my theory better.

[pocketsurgeon]

It vill nicht let you fly.

[quickly]

How do you know that for sure?

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell .. I don't.

But you are most likely do die ein horrible pain.

[quickly]

Nah, I think yer just scared I'm gonna actually end up with some sweet ass superpowers and fly around everywhere.

BLU's intelligence will be capped even faster than before!

[pocketsurgeon]

You are going to .. fly into ze intelligence room? You vill just be shot by ze turrets. Flying vouldn't give you a tactical advantage unless you vere ein an open environment vere you could fly out of zeir range.