Jay, you are so late to this topic it's not even relevant.

[livinuptothename]

Look, let's skip the mushy hi how are yous boy I sure didn't miss all the shit you put me throughs for right now and  focus on something that's actually important for once.

I gotta stand by this. I'm a growing boy with needs that are not being met!  Just because certain.  People.  Who shall remain nameless at this time.  Refuse to move on and accept the ever changing views of science and math and the wide and vast circle of life dose not mean they have to drag the rest of us down with them.

If science says pizza is a vegetable, than clearly, I am being deprived one of my basic food groups and would also like to move that chilidogs be taken into consideration for further review as another very important dietary staple.  

For the sake of science. 

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Especially to teenage boys.

[livinuptothename]

Sure. I mean, it's science! We gotta have like multiple people taking the same test to achieve the most scientifically sound results.

[ If he says science enough, it will totally add legitimacy. Totally. ]

[wallyvswalls]

Don't forget that we have to repeat the test several times, to make our results sound.

[livinuptothename]

I'm thinking several trial runs over the course of a month.

Give or take.

[wallyvswalls]

I could get on board with that.

While we're at it, maybe we should test burgers. I mean, it's kind of the half-brother of the chilidog.

[livinuptothename]

Hey, that's a pretty good point. Maybe we should make a list.

[wallyvswalls]

If we're going to do it, might as well do it right.

I say potato chips go on the list. My mom will not listen to me when I say that they count as a vegetable.

[livinuptothename]

That's crazy! They got the word "potato" right in the name.

Milkshakes too. I know we got cheese on the pizza and burgers, but ya really can't forget your dairy.

[wallyvswalls]

I know, right? But she says that they're fried, so all of the healthy qualities are cancelled out.

Definitely. We're growing boys; we need our dairy. I say we add chili fries to the list. It's got potato, beans, and dairy. Gotta be healthy.

[livinuptothename]

Chili fries are like the entire food pyramid combined. Clearly the healthiest option.

[wallyvswalls]

I like the way you think.

[Finally, someone who gets Wally's outlook on food. ;;]