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[starknaked]

Let's start with the simplest word.

NO.


No more pictures that involve me leashing the wannabe god.

No being sent anywhere without Pepper.

No expecting me to be happy about your insane notions of entertainment.

No crying. That means you. How can you cry every time you watch it? Spoiler alert: The ending doesn't change.

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I should not be allowed up this late.

[has_an_army]

Wannabe? I am a God.


...and I would never allow myself to be leashed.

[themanoutoftime]

There's no reason to speak so harshly, Tony.

[starknaked]

Harsh? What was harsh? Not a single curse word. Not even a gosh, Cap.

[themanoutoftime]

You were very negative. It can be construed as harsh.

[starknaked]

So you tell, well, everyone.

Just muzzled. Good to know.

[starknaked]

... So can correcting a man that might be going to live inside a moon but you don't mind doing it.

[themanoutoftime]

You're going to live inside of a moon?

[savedhisheart]

Wha... Now hold on Tony.

Someone has to stay put and run the company while you're playing hero. [Only because ugh, half the places her mun's thinking of sending her to are horror games and yeah, let's not go here.]

[starknaked]

If she gets my way. I'm hoping the desire passes with enough time.

[themanoutoftime]

Huh.


Which moon?

[starknaked]

This has less to do with being a hero... [Really? Playing?] And everything to do with being snatched by aliens, basically.

[starknaked]

Not ours. Stop looking so amused.

[themanoutoftime]

What? I thought you were a fan of space travel.

[starknaked]

When I can return, yes. Without being able to come back, not so much.

[themanoutoftime]

So if you go to this mysterious moon, you can't return?

Ever?

[starknaked]

That would be the plan. Hence being kind of against it. By kind of, I mean I'd rather her cry more.

[themanoutoftime]

Well that doesn't seem entirely fair. Maybe you ought to have a calm, rational discussion with her about the pros and cons?

[starkgirlfriday]

I never thought I'd see the day...

[has_an_army]

Better then having my lips sewn shut.

[starknaked]

The day I said no? I tell a lot of people no. Just not you. How could I say now to that face?

[starknaked]

I would ask if you're new around here but you're not and yet you are and the jokes could go on forever.

Mine thinks it'll be a good experience for me to be abducted and forced into a new situation.

[themanoutoftime]

Huh. Seems to be a common theme in your life.


I mean, uh. That's not what I meant to say. I'm sorry.

[starkgirlfriday]

The day you say no to a trip somewhere you don't have to worry about the company or the real world consequences.

I'm very proud of you.

[starknaked]

Making jokes about you? It very well could be.

Don't be. I can handle it.

[starknaked]

Don't be. No you. No lab. No accolades that I'm aware of. No way back.

Not exactly a vacation.