dear_mun | re: ooc hilarity

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re: ooc hilarity

I'll concede this once - an army of screaming young girls would be more terrifying than an army of cats. You may die in peace now.

Ah, and that wasn't a request.

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[The good captain, man out of time and soul out of place. And this one looks just like him, doesn't he? Perhaps a few generations removed, they're not that similar, but he'll do for a substitute.

On any other day the pleasant smile Loki's wearing now would be calming. Right now it's just skewed so far left from normal it's staring at its own back from the right.]

You don't have to know him. I'm not too hard to please.

[If you looked, like, at all actually, you would see the only thing they have in common is physical.]

[Yes, he'll just... try to back up. Because he actually doesn't have a death wish.]

Please don't. Just... step away. The Captain can't be hard to find in this place.

[Physical differences are sometimes all he has to tell you apart from the rest of the other humans. Over six billion of your species, and frankly you all blend together after a while.

Every step back that Colin makes is a step forward Loki takes, too.]

The Captain often doesn't like my company. I can't imagine why.

[Cap's cutting in on this dance, because he hates bullies. Guess what you are, Loki? Besides insane, I mean.]

Well, if you take two steps back, I won't mind going into detail for a couple of hours. Of course, it might be easier all around if you just leave the kid alone.

[Okay, he wasn't quite a kid, but he'll take what he can get and .... shuffle around enough to be away from Loki, with Captain America between him.]

[Sometimes these gambits pay off well; it's nice to get pleasantly surprised.

And if you think this is bullying, dear Captain, you've got something else coming.]

Define "kid", if you will. Your entire race is a young one.

I never got to say it before, Captain Rogers, but you thawed out well. Is this boy yours?

[He thinks that everything Loki does is bullying. And he hates bullying. So Loki should be thankful he's not calling in the Hulk to smash him, since that had worked pretty well.]

Well, I guess you better leave them all alone then, huh?

Never saw him before in my life. The resemblance is too uncanny for him to be "mine," but that doesn't mean I'm going to just step aside and let you do what you want.

[He's not an idiot to get hurt the same way twice, and even if he was, that privilege falls to Thor - not on you, and not on your merry band of misfits.]

And what do you know about what I want, Captain? What is it to you if I just take a man you barely know?

[Thor is part of his merry band of misfits. All things considered, he's probably the merriest of them all.]

Murder, for one. A crime, if you wanted to be vague about it. And considering that you don't have a great track record for stopping at just one crime, it looks like it's best to nip that in the bud.

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re: ooc hilarity

no colin no i thought we were friends :C :C :C!!!

then you threatened his life. again.

it's kind of his thing, man

/threadjacking to save the facetwin's ass

You are the greatest facetwin ;A;

twice the cap? OH GLEE

\o/

i had all the nerves /o\

Well, Loki does have a lot of nerve, so that's fine! XD