Loƙi｡ ([personal profile] ex_flyting687) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-02 12:03 pm
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re: ooc hilarity

I'll concede this once - an army of screaming young girls would be more terrifying than an army of cats. You may die in peace now.

Ah, and that wasn't a request.

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freelicks: (Dentist appointment yup)

[personal profile] freelicks 2012-06-02 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
It could make for a very entertaining night, though, you have to admit.

[personal profile] kingofwishes 2012-06-02 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
...An army of screaming young girls could be turned into an army of cats, however.
therealgenius: requested (The Rival.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-02 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I thought the cats were in your head.

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[This is either the good captain with amnesia or someone else with face. Hm.]

Entertaining, perhaps, if you enjoy babysitting children.
freelicks: (All naked is cold on my penis)

[personal profile] freelicks 2012-06-02 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[This guy is way more fun than the good captain.]

Well that depends on how young the girls are. Are they legal, at least?

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
It could happen, yes.

Come to think of it, I might prefer that. Cats of above-average intelligence would be so much more useful.

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps so - would like to take a look, Justin Hammer?
therealgenius: (The fuck is he doing?)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-02 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
...seriously? You want me to look at your head?
tasteslikecoconut: (We have a Hulk)

[personal profile] tasteslikecoconut 2012-06-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a fantastic idea. Take out two idiot birds with one stone.

[personal profile] kingofwishes 2012-06-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Or less useful as they would then be able to plot against everyone and likely succeed. Cats are sneakier than even you.

i'm guessing What's Your Number?

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[...And decidedly more naked.]

Arguably - where would fifteen name-days fall under?
therealgenius: (Totally getting laid tonight.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-02 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Take your heroics elsewhere, Anthony, the bad guys are talking.

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Cats understand intelligence.

That's more than I can say for my brother and his cadre of brutes.

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's magical.

[He's mocking you.]

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't your current boss teach you better manners, Anthony?
tasteslikecoconut: (Mmmmm nah)

[personal profile] tasteslikecoconut 2012-06-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, let me just do the math here a second. [Points to Loki.] Norse God of Mischief with an army from outer space and - [Points to... you.] - ...second-rate scrawny semi-villain who can't build his own stuff.

[He pretends to look up and do some serious calculating.]

Right.
tasteslikecoconut: (You look ridiculous just so you know)

[personal profile] tasteslikecoconut 2012-06-02 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Did you not read my file? I'm just a consult. Fury? Not my boss.
therealgenius: (Checking you out for the last time.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment, and then:]

You know, before...I just wanted to take a dump on your front porch. Now? Now, I'd like to take out that metal thing keeping you alive, piss in your chest hole, and put your life source in a blender.

[personal profile] kingofwishes 2012-06-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, I can't quite refute that. They do seem a bit heavy on the brawn but lacking in the brains.
therealgenius: (Please don't pee on the floor.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Don't talk down to me. I'm not some stupid-ass German.

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I meant Virginia Potts. Is she not still CEO of your company?

[personal profile] ex_flyting687 2012-06-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
And I'd thought you were smarter than asking questions you know answers to, but we can't be everything.
freelicks: (Say what?)

Ding ding ding!

[personal profile] freelicks 2012-06-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
That would be.... underage and untouchable.

[He looks put out by this. Then he shrugs. Nbd.]

Still fun to watch.
therealgenius: (The only terrible thing is Tony's breath)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-06-02 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm no medical doctor, but I'm sure I could manage a microchip that'll make your voice box a walking megaphone.
tasteslikecoconut: (So I like black sabbath so what)

aahahaha oh justin

[personal profile] tasteslikecoconut 2012-06-02 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm sure women just flock to you when you sweet talk them with such colorful words. Keep it up, pal.

Also? You'll need a really powerful blender. Good luck with that.
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