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[commonbrand]

So you slap a tat on some actress in this thing called Photoshop and tote her around calling her my "PB". Sorry but that ain't gonna fool anyone, especially not me.

She's no dwarf, for one, so I should probably be offended that you've settled with a human face and a shit paint job to represent the likes of me.

Two, you're a sodding pain in the ass anyway and it's not like you're gonna do anything with me, so why bother. I've got better things to do.

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[squeak_squeaker]

I think you look kinda... kinda short. [Kronk was trying to be helpful! All that yelling reminded him of Yzma.]

[ecoterrorism]

There is definitely a certain arrogance to the assumption that we have nothing better to do than wait around for them to drag us off to some "game."

...It is a nice tattoo, for what my opinion is worth.