Re: New Bleach Book

[scienceshow]

...you're still doing that insufferable squealing, aren't you?

[HAIR TOSS]

Well, since it's about me, I suppose I can forgive you. This time.

However, I wouldn't be too excited for this "book". You will not be able to read it if no one translates it (and it would be a shame for my glorious return to not be readable to everyone), and you know how this series works. It is entirely possible that ridiculous shinigami will send me right back to Hell, though I will be sorely disappointed.

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... you don't think it'd look good on me? [Kronk looked a bit worried, now.]

[scienceshow]

Obviously not. You're build is too... ridiculously huge for pink hair.

[squeak_squeaker]

Is pink hair only for skinny people? [Kronk looked down a bit. It seemed like everything was for small, cute people or for SMARTER people!]

[scienceshow]

'Skinny' is not the appropriate term.

[He is not skinny, he is willowy. So says the Quincy.]

[squeak_squeaker]

For pretty people? [Kronk wasn't pretty, not with that chin! And... and. Maybe you had to look more pretty for pink hair?]

[scienceshow]

...better.

[Kronk certainly wasn't pleasant to look at...]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Poor Kronk. Yzma thought he was handsome enough! But... that was Yzma. Did her opinion even count?]

...you're not very nice for someone with pink hair, buddy.

[scienceshow]

Ones hair color does not determine ones personality.

[...on glance at Kronk's black hair, and...]

...thank god for that.

[Now if only the mental images of Ishida acting like Kronk would go away.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Only Kronk acted like Kronk. There was... really only space for one Kronk in this universe!]

Yeah... otherwise you'd be all happy! But you're not. Do you need a hug?

[scienceshow]

[...oh god no. Get away.]

Absolutely not.

[squeak_squeaker]

Are you sure you don't want a nice, big Kronk hug, buddy? [Spread arms!]

[scienceshow]

Touch me and I will happily remove your arms from your body.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Just this face. Forever. Kronk was often very shocked by how mean people where to him! This was one of those times.]

...Oh...